Turtles' Big Sister

Pizza Face

Astra was sitting on the back of the couch with the others, who were all watching SRMFF, expect for Donnie and Mikey, who were checking their T-Phones. Currently, a three-headed dragon robot was attacking the team. The right head chomped on the robot's left leg.

"Some little help for me would be timely. Please, indeed!" Princess screamed.

Dr. Blip gasped and shouted, "Hydra Beast Araknon Kazamer-9 is eating the princess's leg unit!"

"There'll be no eating of the princess on my watch!" Captain Coolstar shouted.

Squeakums screeched in agreement.

"Launching face robot. Launch!" Lunk announced.

The robot's fist shot toward the dragon, hitting and destroying the center head. The dragon released the robot, screeching in pain.

"Form sword of flaming fire!" Coolstar instructed.

The robot summoned its weapon, a dual-bladed staff with flames as blades. It attacked the dragon and sliced it in half. Defeated, the dragon exploded.

Nyx and Leo laughed, and Raph cheered with a smile. "Oh, yeah! Did you see that last explosion?"

"Ah! I've been trying to reach April for hours," Donnie exclaimed. He sighed, looking at his phone. "Hope nothing's wrong."

"Something sure is wrong, bro," Mikey responded. Everyone turned to look at him. "There isn't a single pizza shop in town that's picking up!"

The boys groaned. Pepper rolled her eyes with a smile, while Astra arched a brow. 

Donnie gave Mikey a deadpan look. "I'm serious, Mikey."

"You think I'd joke about pizza?" Mikey asked, earning a sigh from his brother. "You know me a little better than that, Donnie, to joke about pizza."

"You're the culinary expert, Mikey. Why don't you just try and make your own?" Astra suggested.

Mikey started at her for a moment, and she could practically see his head explode. "Yes! I will make the ultimate pizza!" He gave her a quick hug. "Thanks, Astra! You're the best!" He dashed into the kitchen.

"Are you sure that's a good idea, sis?" Nyx asked. "Mikey's not really the best chef in New York."

Raya shrugged. "It makes him happy. Let the guy have his fun."

Astra could hear Mikey singing to himself about making the best pizza, and the lyrics made her grimace in disgust and start regretting her suggestion.

"I love a little hot sauce on my pizza. I love a little hot sauce, yes, I do. But hot sauce isn't without sardines, son! It just tastes like a pile of sticky goo! Some protein from a pile of worms, some garlic, chives, and marshmallows, too. But wait a second, boo. If you please, I'm missing the most important part, cheese! A cheesicle. I need my cheesicle. ice Cream Kitty, give me a cheesicle! Come on! Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty! Kitty, kitty, kitty! Ice Cream Kitty, give me a cheesicle!"

"Are they ever gonna stop singing?" Raph complained, annoyed. "It sickens me."

Pepper sniffed the air and clapped a hand over her muzzle. "Ugh. That smells absolutely foul."

"He better not bring that out here or it's gonna make me hurl," Nyx agreed. 

"Never thought I'd smell anything worse than the sewers," Raya added.

Astra and Samirah traded looks. Their senses of smell weren't as advanced as Raya's, Nyx's, and Pepper's, but Astra could certainly smell the noxious stench coming from the kitchen, generated by Mikey's pizza, and it was absolutely awful. It smelled it burnt sewage and foot odor mixed with a hint of toxic waste!