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Clarifications and awkwardness

      -Valtteri Added Zhou-

Fernando: so uh, how did everyone elses gay talk go?

Seb: terrible

Lance: terrible- now my dad knows i'm not straight 🥲

Zhou: um, so Alfa Romeo wasn't the only one who had that?

Lando: ooo your the rookie we forgot to add!

Carlos: Lan that's rude 🤦‍♂️

Lando: sorry...

Zhou: nah it's fine

Val: so, Zhou, this chat is the reason we had to have a 'gay talk'

Zhou: wait what-

Lewis: yup, half of this grid aren't strait in some way 😀

Zhou: can someone just like- drop a list of sexuality's or something so I don't spend my time here confused 😭👍

Lando: it would actually be good to get some clarification on relationships as well- SECRET RELATIONSHIPS FOR HERE ON OUT ARE EXPOSED

Zhou: you guys are in relationships with others on the grid?!

Seb: and this is why we had a gay talk

Kimi: do I count- do I have to say or not because I'm not on the grid

Zhou: KIMI RAIKKONEN IS HERE?!

Charles: yea- he gets to stay :)

Zhou: just realized everyone on the grid is here- I feel like a fan girl 😭

Daniel: you get used to it 😔✨

Mick: I guess I'll start, im bisexual and Ace 👍

Lance: im unlabelled/queer ;-;

Fernando: I am straight/ally

Seb: gay and married to kimi 🥰

Zhou: I- this is feeling unreal rn

Kimi: gay and married to seb

Val: straight/ally

Daniel: I am bisexual ✌️

Kevin: gay dating Nico Hulk- he's not on this chat so we don't talk about it

Esteban: unlabelled

Yuki: pansexual and dating Pierre 💅 #likedbyPierreGasly❤️

Pierre: pan and dating Yuki 😔🙄

Nicky: straight/ally

Lewis: queer

Checo: questioning/straight?

Lando: unlabelled and dating Carlos 🥰

Carlos: bisexual and dating Lando 😀😔

Max: unlabelled and dating Charles

Charles: pansexual and dating max ✨🥇

Zhou: wait wait wait

Max: yea?

Zhou: max verstappen and Charles Leclerc are dating? I THOUGHT YOU TWO HATED EACH OTHER?

Seb: it's shocking but true 🤷‍♂️

Fernando: Alex and George haven't answered yet

Alex: gay and dating George

George: bisexual and dating Alex

Lando: actually guessed it, you guys are fruity to the max 😔

Carlos: finally, Lan kept ranting to me about how he thought you two were together

Lando: I didn't always do it

Carlos: you did

Lando: noo- tell me when I did

Carlos: every date night, three days ago while having dinner, last night when we got into bed?

Lando: um, maybe I do then...

Zhou: Lando Norris and Carlos sainz live together...

Max: back to the topic of the gay talk we all had to go through, how was it for you guys? 

Pierre: well Franz was probably more awkward then us until Yuki made it weird

Charles: oh god- Yuki what did you do?

Yuki: I didn't mean for Franz to hear, but I whispered to Pierre

Pierre: you whispered to me, 'shut up pear, he doesn't know what he's talking about' while he was talking about being gay

Yuki: you were about to laugh, I could tell

Pierre: it wouldn't have been as awkward as it was when he asked why you called me pear

Yuki: well it doesn't matter, I'm likedbyPierreGasly ❤️🥰

Pierre: yes Yuki, you are likedbyPierreGasly, JUST NOT IN FRONT OF OUR TEAM BOSS 😭

Charles: well binotto was a bit odd as well- he pulled me in originally to ask if I was with max, but i saw a notification from this chat and he saw it, and then this happened

Carlos: then he got both us there, and asked about who we were dating  and to like- not do anything in front of the cameras because of publicity and stuff-

Charles: but then did say he was fine with it and didn't really care at all, so the team is fine and normal and stuff

Lando: mine was fine

Daniel: that's because your like- besties with Zak, and he was there with andreas- they already know about you and Carlos 😒

Lando: yes, and he just asked how it was going, and I said Carlos had made very nice pasta last night 🥰

Carlos: it's my mothers recipe ☺️

Daniel: well it was awkward because me and Andreas were just kinda standing there while you two talked, and then he turned to me and said I could do whatever I wanted- in front of cameras or not, he didn't care for the publicity in that side of things

Lewis: Toto just said something about how he wouldn't be surprised because of my Instagram

George: and about how I was always around the Williams garage with Alex- nothing more than that

Val: ours was just odd

Zhou: yea- I was confused af

Val: our boss basically said 'not in front of cameras and your good'

Max: Christian said he didn't expect it, but as long as i still fight Charles the same if it came to that, it was cool

Checo: he said as long as it's not bad publicity and you don't prioritise others in the race it's good

Lance: oh it was so weird, so so weird

Seb: Lawrence was sat in the corner, and I had to speak about my marriage, and oh it was so weird

Lance: my dad just got up and said, 'being gay doesn't change how you race' and walked out of the room 😭

Fernando: just said he didn't want bad publicity

Kevin: Gunther said as long as he's not walking in on something he doesn't want to see it's cool

Mick: He suggested that he'd done that before?...

Kevin: yes he has.