Oscar: before we say anything, sorry max, I had a plan and executed it poorly.
Second, sorry Lando, I was a tad bit bratty on the radio. And a bit bitchy afterwards.
Lando: whaaaaaaat? Gosh I couldn't tell. Could you guys??
Charles: nope, I watched that podium ceremony and had no clue!
Max: oh don't bully the man, I thought it was BRILLIANT
George: bring back bratty drivers is what I say
Max: not what you said when we were fighting 💔
George: your "fighting" feels really targeted
Alex: have you guys seen all the divorce memes?
George: yes and I'm confused on why I'm the mum in all of them
Pierre: well it wasn't going to be max, and have you met yourself George?
Andrea-Kimi: you do have a certain feminine air to you
Max: it's the eyelashes
Max: #BringBackBrats
Yuki: you go tell that to Redbull, because I have many comments I could be sharing on that radio 😒
Pierre: your "comments" aren't worded as nicely as Oscar's were and you know it
Yuki: don't know what your talking about
Fernando: I wish Yuki spoke his mind more often- very entertaining 😁
George: you did a bit of your own commenting this race Fernando- very entertaining indeed
Fernando: all I speak is 'facts'
Lando: who taught him George's PowerPoint words?
Lance: TikTok
Yuki: while people are apologising, sorry Ollie didn't mean to hit you
Ollie: that's fine Yuki- the conditions were bad and you got a penalty, no harm done
And sorry Estie didn't mean to hit you either
Esteban: as most collisions today- the weather was bad
Gabbie: new topic because crashes are boring. NICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lewis: are you sure he isn't drunk yet? First podium deserves celebrating!
Daniel: do I hear a party is in need?
Hulk: I am not yet drunk, I was too confused over all the podium shit
Andrea-Kimi: I was quite confused as well in Canada, lucky I had George and Max
Oscar: sorry Nico, I was wallowing when I should have been congratulating you!!
Hulk: that's okay Oscar- bad day at the office?
Oscar: you could say that
Daniel: just saying when you guys get back we're having a party
George: yk what?
Ollie: what
Alex: this better not be some random bs
Fernando: trouble in paradise?
Seb: Fernando stop stirring the pot
Alex: there's no pot, I'm just cold and soggy from that race
George: I was going to say I didn't enjoy that race!
Ollie: well I can second that
Franco: didn't get to drive but I'm sure I would have died if I drove in those conditions
Andrea-Kimi: that's pessimistic.
But I did get fully rear ended so I can't really say anything else
Isack: I'm so sorry Kimi
Andrea-Kimi: it's fine Isack, you literally couldn't see me
Ollie: it wasn't as bad as São Paulo last year, I really thought I was going to die then
Charles: the weather can always change, but the scariest thing on track is normally Max
Alex: Does he really need that ego boost?
Charles: you can't stop reality
Oscar: we can really try though
Max: thanks for the ego boost, makes me feel better about the puddles of water in my boots
Ollie: MY TOES ARE SOAKING
Lando: maybe you'll get trench foot
Ollie: WHAT
Oscar: would it be renamed "wet racing foot"?
Ollie: what the hell's going to happen to my feet?
Lando: they'll fall off!
Andrea-Kimi: no they won't orsetto, you don't have trench foot
Carlos: you muppet stop scaring the boy and Osc stop encouraging it
Fernando: didn't need to know about feet honestly
Oscar: indulging Lando's stupidity is practically written in my McLaren contract, I can't stop 😇
Carlos: okay I'll be specific: don't indulge Lando when he tells rookies their feet are going to fall off!
Lando: oddly specific there
Max: yea I'm sure someone deffo told me that kinda thing when I was a rookie and I turned out fine
Carlos: now you're called "mad max" so not sure how you can back up that claim
Max: and now you're not invited on my jet!
Carlos: didn't think I was anyway
Alex: max you need to actually tell the people you invite on your jet BEFORE you get to the airport
Max: where's the fun and whimsy in that?
Oscar: it drives me insane
Lando: I enjoy the whimsy
Carlos: that's just because Oscar is a planner and you don't plan anything
Max: 🎉Nico Hulk, you're invited on my plane 🎉
Hulk: oh!
Max: I'm also inviting Kimi and Ollie, they're a package deal or smth
Andrea-Kimi: aw thanks max
Ollie: I told you people would catch onto the friendship
Yuki: we're calling it friendship?
Fernando: yes Yuki, get into the chaos
Yuki: not trying to be chaos just stating- Lance how have you not totally lost it with Fernando as a teammate
Lance: he's a TikTok addict, normally I just sit next to him and he shows me videos periodically
Fernando: addict is a bit far Lancito
Lance: it really isn't
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This isn't as many words as I wanted it to be, but I've got the planning done for a house chapter- going to introduce this season's rookies into the house and I might do a bit of actual story for once CRAZY I know.
Also, I'm planning on writing for every race this year. So there's going to be a lot of chapters put in that will take place before this one?? Idk how I'm doing it but I'm determined to actually write for this season.
And finally, for any A03 lovers, I'm going to put all my house chapters together, give them a re-edit/re-write and put that into A03.
My user is TommyDaGoose and all that's on there is Landoscar currently
Extra extra note, I went to Silverstone! It was amazing but I was in a bad mood due to Oscar's penalty. But PLEASE don't debate that in the comments, watching the race live ment I didn't have much info to build an opinion on it and now im aware but bitter 😞
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