Seb: Ok guys, it's getting closer to the start of the 2023 season, and I think we should add the new people on the grid to the GC- we added Zhou way too late last year
Daniel: we did add him too late
Kimi: also, let's say it here so everyone can hear it, who's staying in the F1 house, and who's leaving?
Seb: well I'm not on the grid, but I'm staying- I don't trust any of you to live alone
Charles: that's probably a good thing
Daniel: I won't be on the grid, but I will stay in the house- how could I leave now I've seen how fun it is!
Max: yay
Nicky: sadly, I'm leaving the grid and the F1 house
Lance: Noooo :((
Alex: it will be sad to see you leave mate
Mick: I will be staying- I'm still a backup driver for Mercedes and McLaren
Yuki: what about room arrangements? There's only 20 rooms in the house, and I know there will be more than 20 people living here!
Seb: well thanks for bringing it up Yuki, I already have a plan
Lando: Seb your so organised
Seb: thanks lando
Fernando: is this a good plan?
Seb: yes it's a good plan
Fernando: I've figured out what it is and I don't know if it's a good plan
Seb: why wouldn't it be an amazing plan
Kimi: chaos
Fernando: Sí, chaos
Seb: you forget we'll still be in the house
Kimi: Seb, 'nando is more a child than you think
Lewis: I agree with Kimi
Seb: ok your right, but we don't have a better option
Mick: oh just fucking tell us what the plan is
Seb: don't you swear young man!
Yuki: mums mad
Seb: I'm not mad
Yuki: you sound pretty angry
Seb: I am exhaling deeply right now
Charles: don't worry about it mum- just tell us the idea before lando and Alex explode
Alex: tell us tell us tell us!
Lando: I wanna know the plan!
Charles :shut up for a sec guys!
Seb: yes, now you shush as well baby
(In this universe that I have created Seb calls Charles baby- like an actual baby, because of the parental bond and shit- so Charles calls Seb mum and Seb called Charles baby)
Charles: yes
Seb: everyone has to now couple up with their partner(s) unless you don't have one
Kimi: so like how me and Seb share a room- and how lando and Carlos share
George: I now see how this can go amazingly or terribly
Daniel: oh my god late night sleepovers just started happening every night
Zhou: I'm going to add the new guys- seeing as we already invited them to live with us
Kevin: new little guys to mess with
Fernando: oh you got that right Kevin
Zhou added: Oscar, Logan, Nyck, Nico Hulk
Seb: 'Nando you won't.
Fernando: oh I will
Seb: remember what happened with Yuki?
Fernando: ok maybe I'll dull it down
Pierre: Dieu merci
Oscar: I'm confused
Seb: alright is everyone online?
Lando: I'll get chilli
Logan: more confused
Alex: he's going to get Carlos
Oscar: that makes sense
Carlos: I'm here now seb
Seb: alright, new people of the grid, minus Nico H because he's been here before
Nico Hulk: 👍
Seb: New drivers, we're are inviting you to stay at what we call, the F1 house
Nyck: what is the F1 house?
Kimi: it's a house with 20 rooms that the drivers all share- and some people who arn't on the grid
Logan: oh my god it's Kimi Riakkonnen
Zhou: I was like that last year
Oscar: so the whole grid, plus more, all live in one massive house?
Lando: Yes!
Nyck: I thought everyone hated each other?
Max: funny thing about that-
Charles: how do we say this?
Lando: pretty much the whole grid is fruity
Alex: LANDO!
Lando: whatttt
Max: we were going to say it
Charles: eventually...
Lando: oh come on Charles
Charles: alright your probably right lando
Nyck: so everyone likes men?
Lewis: sounds weird when you put it that way
Kimi: yes
Fernando: except for me
Seb: I'm thinking of Mark Webber?
Fernando: shut up Seb
Oscar: lando is this why your always to bussy to hang out?
Lando: there's another reason for that
Oscar: really?
Logan: Jesus what else is hidden from the media?
Lando: I'm normally looking after baby Tea
Nyck: your confusing us again
Carlos: baby tea- Teagan, is mine and Lando's kid
Oscar: WHAT THE FUCK
Alex: y'know it does sound pretty weird- I've never heard you guys say she's your kid
Mick: yea, we all just call her baby Tea
Daniel: I mean we don't really acknowledge that she's someone's kid
Charles: she's just a little sister
Max: I second that- Teagan is our younger sister
Checo: except Kimi and Seb- and maybe Fernando
Lance: kimi and Seb are grandparents
Seb: stop making me feel so old
Oscar: I'll come live at the F1 house- but this grid is definitely the weirdest I've seen
Logan: I'll also come to the house
Nyck: and I wouldn't refuse
Nico Hulk: i mean we had all the plans for me to move into the house this year whether I got a seat or not
Seb: well then everyone, welcome to the F1 house 2023!
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