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Simi, Carlando, Lestappen, Yukierre and more
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Charles: me and the twitch quartet get home today!
Lando: Charles put your phone away and get in the car for fucks sake
Charles: Carlos get your boyfriend- he's being mean fr 😭
Carlos: Lando when you get home my workout has push-ups in it
Kevin: at this point, do I even want to know what this is implying
Lance: well it won't be sexual
Kevin: that's what I mean, it so much weirder
Val: Does it relate to this?
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Lando: yes, yes it does
Kevin: this is what I mean!
Zhou: why is it so warm today
Seb: I agree, I think we should all do something outside when you guys get back
George: good idea, we'll be back home at around 11:30
Kimi: what do you want for lunch
Lance: before anyone suggests anything, I WANT SPAGHETTI WITH MEATBALLS
Zhou: good answer I think
Mick: I SECOND SPAGHETTI
Seb: I think it's good
Kimi: spaghetti it is then
Lando: Will you do it like my mum does it?
Kimi: yes Lando, I'll make the spaghetti like your mum does it
Lando: thanks kimiiiii 🥰
Carlos: Lando have you been around to many people on holiday?
Lando: maybeee
Carlos: kimi, I'm sorry in advance if Lando doesn't like spaghetti
Kimi: I'm confused but alright
Alex: we thought it would be alright, but he started being weird when we got to the airport
Charles: to be fair airport food is weird
George: that's true, but still
Fernando: and I can't be the only one confused right now
Lando: in short, I'm weird
Carlos: in long, Lando has a select group of people or a place he's familiar with, and if he's around to many people for to long, or in a different place or country for a specific amount of time, he gets 'weird'
Daniel: like his senses start overreacting, for instance he won't eat things because of the texture, even though he would normally eat it, and he gets grumpy and likes to stay in his room and sleep at weird times, like through the day and be awake at night so he can avoid people
George: it normally only happens if your in a different country for about 4-5 days, because under that time it doesn't impact, and if over that time the place gets familiar
Kimi: so my spaghetti?
Lando: I might not like it because of the sauce, or the veg in the sauce, or the texture of the meatballs- I basically end up being a toddler who would only eat plain spaghetti
Max: don't want to interrupt whatever's going on here-
Charles: hello max 🥰
Max: BUT KIMI YOUR NOW MY DAD ✨legally✨
Kimi: hello my adopted son
Max: hello my adopted dad
Daniel: this is weird, but we're going to pretend it's not
Kevin: not that weird- they've always been like this
Seb: true, me and kimi took max out to dinner when he first joined the grid, and we talked all the time after 🤷♂️
Charles: that's a very seb thing to do
Seb: Who's driving twitch quartet?
George: I am, but we're in a service station, to get Lando food
Seb: just don't eat to much, because we have lunch when you get home, and don't text and drive
Mick: that's an even more seb thing to do
Lando: don't worry seb, it's just a couple of lollipops and some ice tea
Seb: good
Checo: I'm watching Star Wars in the living room if anyone wants to join
Max: I'm coming down Checo!
Lance: save me a seat as well
Kevin: I guess I'll join as well
Lewis: I'll come down
Daniel: Lewis, who were you on the phone to?
Lewis: I don't know what your talking about
Zhou: No, I heard it as well, was it him?
Lewis: I hate that Val told you about this.
Val: sorry Lewis, but I finally have a gossip friend, so we gossip
Lando: Val has realized how bad Mercedes is, and is now restarting life completely in Alfa Romeo
Val: true
Zhou: I love Val! He's very funny considering what he was like in media in Mercedes
Lance: this sounds like a confession of sorts
Zhou: not really, just think he's cool 🤷♂️
Val: thanks Zhou, your cool too! ——————— I was supposed to finish this before the race... I didn't
