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Saudi Arabian GP 2024

Lando: So Max

Max: what

Lando: planning on winning every race this year?

Max: it's not as fun as it sounds

Charles: I wish I knew how it felt

Carlos: I have a better question

Lando: rude, but go on

Carlos: can we add Ollie? Do we add Ollie?

Alex: I mean he's technically a driver

Oscar: I mean he isn't fully in F1, but we have lots of people who aren't on the grid currently here

George: technically he's in F2, but he's also higher than half of the grid in points currently

Lewis: I say add him

Seb: agreed

Carlos: adding him

       -Oliver Bearman was added-

Carlos: Welcome to the grid (technically)

Oliver: oh wow

Charles: how does it feel

Oliver: pretty good

Zhou: omg watch for the ice man effect

Oliver: the what?

Kimi: hello

Oliver: OH MY GOD IT'S KIMI RAIKONNEN

Zhou: this makes me happy to this day

Oliver: wait why are there so many people in this GC? Last time I checked there was only 20 people on the grid

Seb: this isn't an official group chat- this is a friends one, so lots of people stay after leaving

Oliver: You guys are all friends?

Lando: obviously!!

Charles: lando will you stfu

Oliver: ??

Charles: sorry Lando is shouting in his room 😒

Lando: sorry I just happened to step on about 20 Lego pieces in a row

Oliver: So many questions...

Oscar: I can answer all of them:
-all the drivers live together
-lando has a daughter which is why there's Lego everywhere
-yes a lot of the grid is homo in some way
-yes the teams know
-no they aren't thrilled about it
-we are all friends on this GC so don't be surprised with old jokes

(The author can't move on 😒)

Oliver: y'know what almost all of the questions are answered

Lando: CARLOS

Carlos: yes?

Lando: where did you put Tea's dummy?
(Dummy is the British for Pacifier)

Carlos: her nightstand?

Lando: well fuck me then because it's not there

Carlos: first off I won't, second off I'll look for it now

Oliver: So if I had to guess, Lando and Carlos are a thing?

Alex: yes 

George: homos 🙄

Charles: says you- your like the gayest here

Max: I feel like we've had this conversation before 

Charles: AND I'M SURE YOU'VE WON ENOUGH RACES BUT REDBULL ARE STILL TO FAST

Max: I feel a lot of rage coming from this message, do you perhaps need to talk about your feelings

Charles: maybe, or maybe I should just continue to let the rage build until I win a race!! #ThisYearWillBeOurYead

Carlos: #ThisYearWillBeOurYear

Oliver: Ferrari is a cult

Seb: I agree to much

Charles: maxie can you bring up some snacks

Max: yes Ofc Charlie

Oliver: so like, how confused should I be on a scale of 1-10?

Alex: I'd go with a solid 7

Oliver: Hmm okay

Mick: Does anyone know where the TV remote is?

Lance: it's supposed to go in the bowl thing on the coffee table

Mick: yes that's not there though

Lance: okay anyone know where the bowl of remotes is?

Fernando: I'm pretty sure I hit someone with it last night

Lewis: it hurt

Fernando: I've got it in my room then

Lance: So you have the remotes?

Fernando: no- just the bowl

Oliver: is Lewis okay??

Fernando: yes

Lewis: no

Fernando: you'll be okay

Lewis: my face still hurts

Fernando: you've been in worse car accidents

Lewis: That's not the point- I'll tell Nico.

Oliver: Nico Hulk??

Seb: no Nico Rosberg

Oliver: Why him?

Seb: secret relationship- I'll catch you up later

Fernando: Lewis I'm sorry

Lewis: exactly.

Lando: Who's taken Tea's Lego- I'm looking at you Yuki.

Yuki: It wasn't me this time!!

Pierre: can vouch- he's been with me for the past hour, no Lego stealing

Lando: hmmm.

Lewis: WHO PUT LEGO ALL OVER MY FLOOR

Lando: I'll take that as an 'it was Fernando' thing then

Seb: So Oli, do you wanna come over for dinner after the Australian Grand Prix?

Oliver: Okay, I'll mentally prepare myself

Oscar: good idea

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Good news guys- the next chapter is a house chapter 🤭

If you like LandOscar- I would love to recommend you my book 'Bejewelled' which is Lando x Oscar content 🧡
-Author/Tommy