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Lewis: no Daniel I'm not and have never been high.
Daniel: you just came and said 'redbull tape...'
Lewis: what is it though
Charles: I'm also confused now
Lewis: well last year in Hungary redbull just put tape on Max's car, and in Baku they just taped Yuki's wing
Carlos: it is an odd choice
Lewis: but tape shouldn't be able to fix an F1 car?
George: you want to know if it's the secret to winning?
Lewis: just, what is the tape?
Max: redbull tape :)
Yuki: 'redbull tape, it's good enough for F1 cars'
Lando: 10/10, would buy
Alex: do they still have the barrels?
Lewis: the barrels???
Max: yes they do
George: I don't understand
Checo: redbull buys the tape in bulk, we just have lots of barrels in the garages full of it
Pierre: it's the same in Alpha Tauri
Yuki: Pierre pushed me into one once
Pierre: yuki, you walked into it and you know it
Lewis: why is the tape so important?
Seb: it's many uses
Lewis: forgot you were a redbull driver
Alex: it's used for everything in redbull
Daniel: like to fix cars
Max: and don't forget cabinets, windows, doors, floors, hairbrushes and chairs
Pierre: and shoes, steering wheels, door frames, speed signs, and bikes
Alex: and tables, t-shirts, washing machines and hairdryers
Yuki: And don't forget Nintendo switches, TV's, drink bottles, hats, controllers, headphones and beds
Lewis: where are you getting these lists from
Daniel: just thinks we've seen being fixed with the tape 🤷♂️
Lewis: you've seen someone fix there t-shirt with 'redbull tape'
Daniel: I did, and it was me who was doing it
Alex: weird sight really
Lewis: I- just why
Seb: it's the team's answer to everything
Pierre: I used it as a plaster once
Seb: Pierre, I know it's good tape, but wtf
Yuki: it was funny
Pierre: it was in austria, me and Yuki were playing football and I fell *cough cough, Yuki pushed me, cough cough*
Yuki: I didn't mean tooooooo 😭
Max: I gave him the tape and his just used it on his hand
Checo: it was quite funny
Carlos: 😂 I never saw that when I was at torro rosso
Max: they didn't do it as much then
Lando: I could use that on my arm :)
Carlos: Lando, no 😂
Lando: my arm is weird
Seb: Lando it's broken, it's going to be weird
Mick: Lando your arms actually broken?
Carlos: yes his arm is 😂😭
Lando:
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Fernando: idiots I swear
———————————— Sorry for the short chapter! I've been talking to some other F1 fans and we made some jokes about the tape redbull use, so there's the inspo for this chapter 😂
