-George has created a new Group Chat-
George: well, if that race wasn't welcoming enough, Welcome to the 2025 season!!
Max: stfu George
Isack: oh my god is the drama real?
George: so real
Max: yea, I hate this dude
Alex: it's not real Isack, don't worry
Max: your gonna ruin all the fun Alex 😒
Lewis: you know what Seb told you guys
Charles: what if we're ignoring seb, HOW ABOUT THAT.
Lewis: your just lashing out because of Ferrari
Charles: "IS THERE A LEAKAGE?"
"A leakage of what?"
"I HAVE THE SEAT FULL OF WATER! LIKE, FULL OF
WATER!"
"Must be the water "
"let's add that to the words of wisdom."
Max: I know I threatened to hit Mattia, but that can be changed to your race engineer very quickly!
Lewis: nope, let's not do that
Oscar: I almost wish I got stupid radio messages
Oscar: key word, almost
Charles: no you don't. Also sorry mate, that p9 was impressive though
Oscar: it's okay, I'm so over it
Carlos: Oscar I can hear you crying through the wall
Lando: I'll make some tea and toast
Oscar: thanks
Carlos: I'll put 'Cars' on in my room if anyone wants to join
Liam: CARS?! , OPEN THE DOOR CARLOS
Andrea-Kimi: through walls, films..?
(I am aware his name isn't hyphenated but I'm going to for convenience)
Yuki: has no one told them yet?
Max: nah
Charles: part of the fun isn't it
Pierre: George what is the point of you allocating someone to tell rookies this every year, if the person NEVER DOES IT
George: well Pierre, IT'S MY JOB and it isn't my fault no one does it
Yuki: perhaps you should give yourself the job George
Oliver: oh god
Andrea-Kimi: Ollie what are they talking about
Oliver: I don't know if I'm allowed to say
Lando: couldn't hurt; your a rookie so rookie to rookie
Isack: what is it and why does Ollie know before all of us
Oliver: well, correct me if I'm wrong, all the F1 drivers live together, and they are actually close.. like super close. And lots of them stay in hotel rooms close to each other and the media don't know.
Charles: MAXIE I SET SOMETHING ON FIRE
max: COMING CHARLIE STOP DOING WHAT YOU'RE DOING
Lando: Jesus!
Andrea-Kimi: when you say close do you mean..
Fernando: they're all gay
Isack: oh!
Seb: no need to be so blunt with them Fernando
Jack: Seb?
Seb: Sebastian Vettle 😁
Gabriel: and Ollie knew about all this?
Oliver: so so sadly, yes
Andrea-Kimi: is this why you were crying after your F1 debut in Ferrari?
Oliver: it's so hard to witness f1 drivers kissing and not be able to tell anyone
Charles: I SAID I WAS SORRY
Oliver: THAT DOESN'T HELP THE MENTAL PICTURE CHARLES
Max: well nothings on fire anymore!
Seb: well done
Max: thanks; I'm so responsible now
Lewis: that's a step to far 😒
Oliver: someone change my name I don't want to be 'Oliver'
Baby face: right well who's done that.
Andrea-Kimi: it isn't exactly wrong
Baby face: I won't tolerate this.
Alex: come on George change it back
Baby face: I'LL HAVE REVENGE YOU HOOLIGAN
Ventriloquist Doll: okay was that you Ollie.
Baby face: no, but I want to thank whoever it was
Ventriloquist Doll: I do not look like a ventriloquist Doll. WAIT this is Alex isn't it
Alex: hmmm is it me? Who knows!
Seb: I won't make dinner when you get home if you lot don't stop messing with each other
Alex: finnnneee
Ollie: aw thanks
Andrea-Kimi: Ollie are you in this little hotel room block?
Ollie: yes sorry
Andrea-Kimi: Oh so you can stay with the f1 drivers but not with me
Ollie: well that makes it sound bad
Andrea-Kimi: you never miss Sunday lunch.
Charles: Ollie invite Kimi over.
Ollie: Kimi do you want to come to my hotel room for lunch..
Andrea-Kimi: yes, thank you.
Fernando: more gays for the grid I see
Oscar: Mark Webber
Fernando: you can't say anything yourself.
Lando: hmmm
Fernando: if you keep your mouth shut I'll give you sweets next time I see you
Lando: Mint
Isack: I'm guessing something happened with them?
Yuki: yea but he won't tell anyone- I think Oscar knows though
Carlos: and Oscar told Lando
Oscar: Fernando had a crush on Mark- it was a whole thing apparently
Fernando: a whole thing that remains unspoken, and shall stay unspoken
Seb: if you say so mate..
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Short I know, but here's me delivering on my promise to write!
Also, aughhhh I've made a decision, very indecisively though.
How do you guys feel about
LandCarCar...
Idk if that's the ship name but it's gonna be now bcs I said so.
Bcs I'm stuck loving both dynamics, but I've had some ideas which you guys MIGHT enjoy- so I want to see how that goes.
If you lot hate this idea though, tell me and I'll rethink!
Unrelated, I'm going to Silverstone this year! So that should be fun
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