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Fernando: I'm not going to say anything...

Seb: you better not.

Fernando: but,

Carlos: oh god

Fernando: LANCE YOU MOVED AT THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME, WTF

Lance: Fernando, I'm sorry, it was my fault, I didn't mean to send you flying

Fernando: your lucky I didn't fly

Lance: yes Fernando

Lando: surprised you guys haven't murdered each other yet lmao

Lance: I'm surprised media hasn't got a photo of you and Carlos behind your motorhome 🙄

Lando: I didn't need that personal attack but ok 😀

Seb: I'm not even going to try today

Charles: Seb you did so well in the Grand Prix!

Seb: thank you Charles

Max: Aston Martin did rob you of a podium though...

Seb: trying not to think about that.

Alex: it was a good move you pulled on me at the end!

Daniel: 'murica

Max: oh no..

Carlos: I'm confused

Charles: Daniel's been in America too long

Daniel: America 🇺🇸

Lando: god don't ask

Daniel: I think we should go to a shooting range

Max: I think we shouldn't

Lando: I'm staying in the hotel with baby T

Carlos: I'm with lando

Mick: I feel like if I go with Daniel I'll end up getting shot in the foot or something...

Fernando: for the first time ever I think it's a bad idea

Kevin: what?

Fernando: I don't trust Daniel with a gun

Kevin: let me rephrase that, WHAT?

Fernando: Zak brown brings me to much joy, and if we had Daniel with a gun, I don't think he'd be around much longer

Kevin: true true

Charles: y'know what, I think Daniel is right

Fernando: and Mattia is now gone as well.

Carlos: we ignore how I got spun in the first corner again

George: as the British commentator said, "from pole to last in just one corner"

Carlos: this isn't, but still feels like a personal attack

George: ....

Seb: I don't want any arguments today.

George: ok I'm sorry Carlos, I didn't mean it, I'm sorry I spun you

Seb: good

George: but I did get a 5 second time penalty for it..

Carlos: AND I WAS OUT OF THE RACE?!

Nicky: I mean I also spun

Fernando: but you don't need help to do that- you do that on your own

Nicky: rude- it's the car

George: but Alex doesn't spin?

Nicky: oh so we're defending our boyfriends here 🙄

Charles: hate to say it's true, but Alex doesn't spin as much as you Nicky

Seb: I didn't sign up for this

Nicky: Val spun on his own into the gravel!

Zhou: but he doesn't do that every week...

Pierre: I think we should go back to Fernando and Lance

Lando: it did look like an amazing crash from behind

Yuki: 'amazing'?

Lando: not saying it's good to crash, but if your going to crash, at least make it look interesting

Carlos: terrible wording Lan, but I get what you mean

Charles: hey Daniel still want to go to the shooting range?

Daniel: yes

Kevin: I don't understand why Charles has a grudge after today?

Charles: BECAUSE FERRARI IS SO FUCKING SHIT ALL THE FUCKING TIME.

Mick: Jesus Christ

Charles: EVEN LEWIS FINISHED BEFORE ME

Lewis: feeling hurt in my soul

George: our car isn't bad, but it isn't exactly the best either

Seb: someone watch Charles and Daniel, I don't trust them alone

Max: I can

Seb: someone else

Max: what? Why!

Seb: I don't trust you with either of them. Daniel is your best friend and Charles is your boyfriend- both of them can ask you to do anything and you'd do it without thinking

Max: true

Charles: damn it, I thought we'd get away with that

Daniel: same

Max: sorry guys

Fernando: I want to come shooting as well

Kevin: me too :)

Seb: all I want is eternal peace

Lando: you can only dream

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