Fernando: I'm not going to say anything...
Seb: you better not.
Fernando: but,
Carlos: oh god
Fernando: LANCE YOU MOVED AT THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME, WTF
Lance: Fernando, I'm sorry, it was my fault, I didn't mean to send you flying
Fernando: your lucky I didn't fly
Lance: yes Fernando
Lando: surprised you guys haven't murdered each other yet lmao
Lance: I'm surprised media hasn't got a photo of you and Carlos behind your motorhome 🙄
Lando: I didn't need that personal attack but ok 😀
Seb: I'm not even going to try today
Charles: Seb you did so well in the Grand Prix!
Seb: thank you Charles
Max: Aston Martin did rob you of a podium though...
Seb: trying not to think about that.
Alex: it was a good move you pulled on me at the end!
Daniel: 'murica
Max: oh no..
Carlos: I'm confused
Charles: Daniel's been in America too long
Daniel: America 🇺🇸
Lando: god don't ask
Daniel: I think we should go to a shooting range
Max: I think we shouldn't
Lando: I'm staying in the hotel with baby T
Carlos: I'm with lando
Mick: I feel like if I go with Daniel I'll end up getting shot in the foot or something...
Fernando: for the first time ever I think it's a bad idea
Kevin: what?
Fernando: I don't trust Daniel with a gun
Kevin: let me rephrase that, WHAT?
Fernando: Zak brown brings me to much joy, and if we had Daniel with a gun, I don't think he'd be around much longer
Kevin: true true
Charles: y'know what, I think Daniel is right
Fernando: and Mattia is now gone as well.
Carlos: we ignore how I got spun in the first corner again
George: as the British commentator said, "from pole to last in just one corner"
Carlos: this isn't, but still feels like a personal attack
George: ....
Seb: I don't want any arguments today.
George: ok I'm sorry Carlos, I didn't mean it, I'm sorry I spun you
Seb: good
George: but I did get a 5 second time penalty for it..
Carlos: AND I WAS OUT OF THE RACE?!
Nicky: I mean I also spun
Fernando: but you don't need help to do that- you do that on your own
Nicky: rude- it's the car
George: but Alex doesn't spin?
Nicky: oh so we're defending our boyfriends here 🙄
Charles: hate to say it's true, but Alex doesn't spin as much as you Nicky
Seb: I didn't sign up for this
Nicky: Val spun on his own into the gravel!
Zhou: but he doesn't do that every week...
Pierre: I think we should go back to Fernando and Lance
Lando: it did look like an amazing crash from behind
Yuki: 'amazing'?
Lando: not saying it's good to crash, but if your going to crash, at least make it look interesting
Carlos: terrible wording Lan, but I get what you mean
Charles: hey Daniel still want to go to the shooting range?
Daniel: yes
Kevin: I don't understand why Charles has a grudge after today?
Charles: BECAUSE FERRARI IS SO FUCKING SHIT ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
Mick: Jesus Christ
Charles: EVEN LEWIS FINISHED BEFORE ME
Lewis: feeling hurt in my soul
George: our car isn't bad, but it isn't exactly the best either
Seb: someone watch Charles and Daniel, I don't trust them alone
Max: I can
Seb: someone else
Max: what? Why!
Seb: I don't trust you with either of them. Daniel is your best friend and Charles is your boyfriend- both of them can ask you to do anything and you'd do it without thinking
Max: true
Charles: damn it, I thought we'd get away with that
Daniel: same
Max: sorry guys
Fernando: I want to come shooting as well
Kevin: me too :)
Seb: all I want is eternal peace
Lando: you can only dream
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