Yuki: it's me and Pierre's turn to make dinner tonight! Any requests?
Lando: jacket potatoes 🥔
Seb: i don't mind
Charles: I agree with lando
Pierre: what time will everyone want food?
Carlos: you guys can have it whenever, me and lando will be finished putting up the baby's room at around 6pm
Max: do you need any help?
Lando: only with moving a couple of boxes
Max: I'll come help :DD
Charles: I'll help too!
George: so what is the plan?
Lando: so basically, me and Carlos will share my room (now our room) and converting Carlos' old room into baby Tea's room
Seb: smart, good idea
George: I'll help then
Alex: I will too 👍
Carlos: ok, so me and lando went shopping this morning, and we have literally everything a baby could ever need
Lando: so we have to set it up, and paint the walls 🙌
Max: you guys bought a lot of stuff
Carlos: lando bought a lot of stuff
Lando: oops
Seb: well it's not like we can't afford it
Charles: OH MY GOD.
Kimi: what is it now
Charles: LANDO DOESN'T TRUST ME TO HOLD BABY TEA
Max: well I would either love 😂
Fernando: so let me get the story straight (gay), Lando's sister had a baby, but for some financial reason or something she gave the one week old baby to lando and Carlos, who we all though would be bad at childcare, but is actually the best mother ever (except Seb)
Carlos: yes
Kimi: so who's the child's god parents?
Daniel: can I be the aunt
Carlos: you and checo, absolute wine aunts
Lando: Seb and Kimi get to be grandparents :))
Seb: we're not that old 😭
Alex: I'll stay the mad cat man
Max: come on, me and charlie, god parents
Carlos: lando?
Lando: y'know what, sure
Charles: YESSSS
Max: YESSSS
Yuki: aw what do I get to be :((
Lando: sibling of sorts
Pierre: Yuki is short enough
Yuki: HEY
Pierre: sorry yukes
George: oh my god baby Tea has my heart 🥰
Charles: YOU LET GEORGE HOLD HER BUT NOT ME
George: only for a minute- lando still doesn't trust anyone with her except Seb and Kimi 😀
Lando: and Carlos!
Carlos: well, not for long periods of time 😂
Lando: sorry chilli 😭
Pierre: sebbbbbb
Seb: what's wrong Pierre?
Pierre: Fernando came into the kitchen
Seb: oh god what's he done
Fernando: it wasn't bad
Pierre: it was bad
Fernando: Your definition of bad
Pierre: you dared Yuki to do the cinnamon challenge
Fernando: I knew he would accept
Pierre: he put way to much on his spoon and you didn't do anything
Fernando: it was funny
Yuki: it was, but isn't
Seb: oh god yuki did you throw up all over the floor
Pierre: yes, and is now lying on the floor next to it
Yuki: I feel like I've ingested something I shouldn't have
Seb: because you have
Yuki: why do I always listen to 'Nando, ITS ALWAYS A BAD IDEA
fernando: not for me
Yuki: fuck this I'm going to have a shower, have food and go to bed 😭
Seb: well this is why I tell you to not listen to Fernando
Kevin: sadly mick is to smart for me
Seb: ?
Mick: he tried to make me do stupid things as well, but I was smart enough to say no to the cinnamon challenge
Fernando: unlucky Kevin
Kevin: I know man
Lando: I'm never letting either of you be alone in a room with my baby.
Fernando: y'know that's probably for the best
Seb: oh god yes.
Fernando: Yuki how are you?
Yuki: I'm alright now devil man.
Fernando: I'm a 'devil man' now 😭
Pierre: OH FUCK YOU NANDO
Charles: uncalled for?
Pierre: NO ITS NOT
Charles: well what happened?
Pierre: HE JUST HIT A CABINET DOOR INTO MY HEAD
Fernando: you had it coming
Pierre: no I didn't!
Seb: Fernando Alonso.
Fernando: oh shit
Charles: ooo he's in troubleee
Seb: Fernando Alonso you come into the living room right now.
Fernando: yes Seb...
Lando: why is Fernando sitting on the bottom step with some orange juice and a piece of paper and a pen?
Kevin: he got told of by Seb and now has to write 2 apology letters, and he's in time out
Lando: he probably deserves it know him
Yuki: HE DOES
Pierre: HE DOES
Seb: he has to apologise for being mean to the Alpha Tauri boys, and I've taken his phone while he's in time out.
Lando: Damn
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