LMK ONESHOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nezha x Gender neutral reader (y/n)

 A/N: I will be taking requests for this book, as long as it's nothing illegal. Also I will do Nezha ones, regarding his age, I've been told many things and for LMK he was shown as an adult so that is how he will be in this fanfiction, if you have a problem you are more than welcome to leave :) onto the fanfic!!

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The last couple of months have been beyond strange, the town was covered in blue ice, and it wouldn't melt or anything, so you stole. You and like five other people survived these months by not messing with each other, sharing food, and taking what you need. Today was extra strange. You were minding your business, eating your favorite food and what not, when the ice just burst and scared the crap out of you, making you almost choke.

And then the sky turned gold and started coming from a lot of things, but it came out of a pretty guy in gold and pink the most. You saw him a couple of times while taking some things, but now that you saw him moving, breathing, you really did notice his beauty. Everyone was rushing, panicking and bumping into you but you just couldn't take your eyes off of him.

He rushed up, his gold following him. But how? He was flying! With.. wheels?? Well you didn't expect that. But you also didn't expect to be trapped here for months right after you moved to china. Then you looked closer, and you saw him holding a ball of pink fire and throwing it at a mech, giving it wheelies.

Suddenly you couldn't pay attention anymore, you were far too focused on him, his every movement, the strange people he was with, and the flow of his hair. He was stunning. Suddenly, it all went white, and then the blue-ish mech disappeared completely. It was just you in the streets, seeing as everyone had run away. You looked around you, you heard a strange noise, so you followed it. As you went into an alley, you got a better view at what it was, an orange and beige monkey, it was so small it looked like a baby.

You approached the monkey, hearing its wails of pain, and kneeled down. Your eyes went wide as you saw its leg, broken and bruised. "Hey it's okay, i'll get you fixed up and take you home, okay?" you pulled out a piece of food that you saved and handed it to the furry baby. It took it and made grabby hands at you. You sighed and smiled at it caringly as you gently picked it up, being as careful as possible not to hurt its broken leg. And ran off to your hideout.

~time skip about four weeks~

It's been a month and you named the cute little monkey Ester, its leg had healed and you both were searching for its owner. It even helped you put up posters! You were watching a show on your TV with Ester and sipped on your favorite drink. Taking another sip, you were disturbed by a sudden knock at your door. You paused the TV and said, "Coming!" a little loudly and stood up to get the door, Ester hopping onto your shoulder.

You opened the door and smiled, closing your eyes saying, "hello! Anything I can help with?" you heard a rough yet somehow soothing voice say, "yes, i'm here to get my friends monkey." "oh!" you said and opened your eyes. "Pretty boy?" you started at the pretty boy you saw a month earlier. "W-what?" he said, flustered. You realized what you said and kept a neutral face while becoming the personification of a tomato. "What?" you quickly said and just stayed there, in a tense awkwardness.

Then he coughed and said looking away, "u-um.. The monkey belongs to my friend." you opened the door further and said, "oh y-yeah! Wanna come in...?" you both avoided eye contact at all costs as he gave a curt nod and walked in. You held Ester in your arms, kissed their forehead, whispering sweet things into their ear. And you left the room, leaving Nezha standing there to process what you said. He looked at his hand and softened his gaze, whispering to himself, "pretty..."

He hasn't been called this before, and honestly, he really liked it. You opened the door and he was struck out of his trance. His eyes darted to the bag you were holding, and subtly prepared for a fight. You greeted him with a small wave and said happily, "These are some things Ester wanted to take with them. I'm going to miss his little rascal." you ruffled their hair, unknowing of the soft gaze coming from the lotus prince. Ester crawled onto your head and curled up right then and there.

"So, here, I guess." and you handed the bag to a very confused Nezha. You guided Ester onto Nezha's shoulder and handed Nezha the bag. He couldn't handle this weird bubbling in his chest and left. As he walked curiosity got the better of him and he looked inside the bag and pulled out a photo. It was you and the Monkey, you both looked happy and had ice cream all over the monkey's face. He suddenly turned and rolled towards your apartment. As you were closing the door, he stopped it with his foot.

It occurred to you at this moment that he was a little taller than you because of his wheels. He looked flustered as he recomposed his posture and said, "Ester, will miss you dearly, I-I don't think Wu Kong would be pleased if one of his monkeys were unhappy." and he handed you a piece of paper, it said in magenta cursive, 'every month on the 15th, meet at flower fruit mountain.' you were going to say how flower fruit mountain was a dangerous trip, but he already left. Leaving only cherry blossom petals.

You carefully picked them up and went inside to place them in a book. Flopping onto your bed you sighed, his voice replaying in your head like a melody. It was so alluring yet so defensive, you truly admired him. He was all that occupied your thoughts and you just couldn't help but feel a buzz of excitement every time you remembered you were going to meet him every month. You fell asleep dreaming of him, unknowing of the very same thing happening to him as he walked to flower fruit mountain.