JIMIN ONESHOTS IMAGINES

Tampon

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When you told him to buy you a tampon since he is going in convenience store but didn't know what it really is.

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After texting Y/N to ask if she wanted anything from the convenience store, Jimin got a quick reply.

Y/N: "Yeah. Can you buy me some tampons?"

He stared at the message for a few seconds, lips slightly parted. Tampons? "Alright... how hard can it be?" He muttered, already walking toward the store.

"Excuse me," Jimin raised his hand slightly, catching the attention of the cashier.

"Yes, sir?" The cashier replied, noticing Jimin glancing around with a confused expression.

"Where's the tampon section?" Jimin asked, scratching the back of his neck.

"On the right, next to the hygiene products," The cashier said casually.

Jimin nodded, gave a half-awkward smile, and made his way to the aisle. Once there, his eyes widened.

There are so many... what the hell are all these options? Why are there sizes? And colors? And wings??

After a minute of overthinking, he marched back to the cashier.

"Uhm... can I get a large tampon?" He asked, trying to sound confident. The cashier blinked.

"...A what, sir?" He replied flatly, raising an eyebrow. "A large tampon?" Jimin repeated, more unsure this time.

They locked eyes for a solid 10 seconds. Jimin could feel the shame crawling up his neck.

Kill me now, please.

"You know... the big ones. Like, for when it's... you know... that time," he added, making vague hand gestures. "The... poom-poom thing for girls."

The cashier still didn't flinch. Just a completely straight face. "Sir... that's not how tampons are measured."

Jimin frowned. "What do you mean?"

"They're sized by flow. As in light, regular, or heavy flow," the cashier explained patiently.

Jimin blinked. "Flow? My girl doesn't rap."

The cashier's mouth twitched.

"Oh my god, just get a pad, please. Or better yet, just leave the store."

Jimin, now dying of secondhand embarrassment from himself, pulled out his phone.

"Y/N?" he whispered into the mic. "I just got kicked out of the convenience store."

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