they are lost and it is starting to get dark outside
"wtf where is leadenhall market," groans esme
They see a big black doggy run past them
"What if it eats our tortiise says",Penelopne
"Run!" Says Esme
they jump into a bush
they take a cheeky peek outside of the bush, and the doggy is no longer visible
"yay," they cheer as they jump out of the bush
it is now dark outside
all of a sudden, a purple bus appears and tries to run them over - on PURPOSE
a dude jumps out of said bus and says "gimme ur bags"
"we don't have any bags, just this tortuse"
"it's in a bag, isn't it?"
"uh, yeah, i guess so..." sasys p
he takes the bag and remus :( #hesmybestfriend
"ok now get on" he says, intimidatingly
"kk" they reply
"where y'all bitches going?"
"diagon alley pls," says penelope's friend
"how did u know we were here?" says oome's friend
"i pick up stranded witches and wizards," the spotty man says
p and e turn to each other "omgggggg" they squeal
a few minutes pass on the comfy bus until esmoo stands up and asks: "wait... do we have to pay you???"
he's like " yeah, thatll be 11 sickles"
"wtf is a sickle" says esm
"#donthavethat" says penelope
"don't worry, we also take payment in peas. have you got any of those?"
"of course," they wink, seductively
"kk, just gimme that then"
p and e hand over all of their peas, sadly
they yoink the remus lupin bag and launch themselves out of the bus and appear in diagon alley, with high hopes, and an absence of peas
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I have a pet turtle (and his name is Remus Lupin)
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