they hath arrived at hoglywarts and are sitting in a random classroom, for snape's detention
they sit in silence, and snape has gone off somewhere
out of nowhere, mcgonagall jumps into the room
"what the freak are you two doing in here?" she asks
"we're here because snape gave us detention because we were late coming to hogwarts" replies emse
"what a moron. how long have you been here for?"
"maybe like an hour, we've been here since 1AM," says penelepe
"it's 5AM now, you've been sitting here for four hours." says mcg, "its breakfast time now"
p and e rise out of their seats, and start walking with mcg to the hogwarts dining hall
"wait, how did you know we were in that room?" asks penelepe
"i was playing hide and seek with dumblydore, and i just stumbled in" mcg replies
they enter the dining hall, and are placed at a yellow table with a bunch of randos
as soon as they sit down, one of the yellow boys tries to strike up conversation with them
"who are u and why aren't you wearing yellow."
"Who are you and why does your face look weird?" Esme says.
The boye scowled and looked away from them.
"I don't like that guy. He's such a rudo." Penele whisphers to ememe
"I know. All thees yellow people suck." Esme replies.
Just then a woooshhhhhhh is heard. The girlies look up to see one signular letter zoom its way to the big table where minnie moo is sitting. It lands in front of the greasy man. The letter then exploded and it started shouting
"HEy! SnAPE! WTF you done with my man?? I know we're in prank wars but this has gone too far," barked the letter
"omg" they turn to each other "that's el snape"
they run away screaming
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