two kiddies who want nothing more than to not do their geography coursework go on a journey of a lifetime when a dude says he needs help. When other randos keep talking to them, will they ever get back to geography?
Craig is too powerful, the huffl...
penelope has a backpack with tortoise-ified lupin inside like the ones they have for cats with the clear backs
They walk an hour to the big Sainsbury's. #worthit
They hunt around, ravenous for peas.
They find a phat bag of frozen peas for £1.50.
"Ugh, looks like we're not going to have enough time to do our coursework for geography teacher 2," groans esme.
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"no way am i paying that much for frozen peas," wails penelope the poor.
"we don't have to pay for them," wonked esmo
they tear open the bag of frozen peas, and pour them into each pocket of penelope's jacket
"this is the greatest idea i have ever had," says esme
they dart out of the shop, leaving a long trail of peas behind, just in case they need to remember where it is for next time, unaware there was a mysterious figure following them from behind
they run to the station, and hop onto the platform, just to wait 10 minutes for the next district line train
"oh we nearly missed this one!", says esme
penelope takes out lupin from his prison, and starts feeding him some half-thawed, lint-covered peas
"don'rt forget to leave some for later!", says esme
the train bumbles along onto the platform and the doors open
BUT! before they can get onto the train, geography teacher said glided into their way
"where is your coursework," says geography teacher 2 calmly
they blind her with peas and jump onto the train, and as it departs she bangs on the train, screaming "GIVE ME UR COURSEWORK!!!!!!"
penelope and esme vow to each other that they will save the rest of their peas for later
