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chpetr 15

mcgonagall has taken p and e to her office, so that they have a quiet place to chat

"there was a prophecy--"

"what's a prophecy?" asks esme

"'the one with the power to vanquish the dark lord approaches... born to those who have thrice defied him.. born as the seventh month dies...' this was about Harry Potter--"

"who's harry potter?"

"--but there's no way that can happen now..."

"why?" asks peneloep

"there is now a new prophecy--"

"bro, what's a prophecy?" asks esme

"--and i think it's about you two."

they sit there watching the old woman intently, knowing she would not answer their questions

"what's the prophecy, my guy?" asks peneleo

"i'm just paraphrasing, but it says that there are going to be two children that will defeat the dark lord, and i think those two children are you"

"why?"

"because you made a pea mobile, which is super powerful"

"bro, why can't that dude harry do that, i don't want to " complains emse

"he's indisposed right now"

"yeah, fair enough i guess" says penenele

"i need you to be trained to defeat he who shall no be named"

"can we give him a name?" asks pebene

"what?"

"can we name him something so we don't have to keep on saying he who shall not whatever"

"no, that defeats the purpose" says magie

"we shall call him craig" says esme

"no--"

"yes, that's perfect," says peee

"ok, well your training starts tomorrow--"

"but we have geography tomorrow! it's at 10AM, and we won't be there on time if we don't start travelling now!"

"ok, i'll get snape to teach you how to apparate tomorrow, so that you can get here quickly" says mgonagal

"wait, how do we get back home without a pea mobile, right now!" says emse

"look outside!"

they look outside, and there is the pea mobile from the lake, on the grounds, in spick-span condition

"ok, hop in ladies"