On the way to hoggywarty, p and e stop off at co-op for some peas
They were more expensive than in Sainsbury's :(
#stillworthit (they didn't steal these ones)
They restrain remus back into his impound, screaming (p and e are) (not little baby boy remus)
As they pop back into the pea-mobile and turn on the radio to the kim possible theme song, and listen to it on repeat for the next 10 hour drive to hoglywart
They arrive, miraculously (remus was telling them where to go)
"Where should we park?" Requests emse
"On that big patch of ice over there," says penelope
"Kk says esme"
The pea-mobile waddles over onto the frozen lake
P and e ooze out of the pea, with remus lupin within his entrapment
They slip n slide over to the big castle or whatever
--------------------‐------------
Meanwhile, in le Castle...
"Headmaster, have you finished the report yet? I need it for this afternoon," groans Prof. Snape
"Not yet, snapeywapey, minerva will be finished with it soon," replies dumbleydore
"Weren't you meant to do it, aren't you the headmaster?" Questions snap
"I am the headmaster, thank you, would you like a lemon drop?"
Snape looks away angrily, but a big green ball through the window catches his eye
He approaches the window, "is that a fucking pea?!?!?!"
Dumbleydore notices it too, and they book it out of his office to check it out
YOU ARE READING
I have a pet turtle (and his name is Remus Lupin)
Fanfictwo kiddies who want nothing more than to not do their geography coursework go on a journey of a lifetime when a dude says he needs help. When other randos keep talking to them, will they ever get back to geography? Craig is too powerful, the huffl...
