p and e begin hunting the tortoise down in the corridors, and find him, not far off from where he was before
they elevate him off of the ground with the magic of their hands, and run back to flitwick, plopping him into his room
they then resume their panic and rush out to the pea-mobile
as they approach the lake, they realise that the pea-mobile is no more
the lake has thawed, and taken the pea with it
they will never see it again
they cry
they hold a solemn silence for le pea, before remembering they have a separate bag of peas from co-op inside lupin's former compound
they whip out a pea, and shout "BIBADEEBOBADEEDOO!!!"
and pea-mobile 2.0 was made, and it was good
they squeeze themselves into the pea and begin the 10 hour journey back, blasting the austin and ally theme song
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it is now monday, and they are just on time
geography teacher 1 and geography student 3 are chilling, having a chat
p and e jump into the classroom
"hi girls, where were you? you're 40 minutes late," says geography teacher 1
p and e look at each other and then pass out
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I have a pet turtle (and his name is Remus Lupin)
Fanfictwo kiddies who want nothing more than to not do their geography coursework go on a journey of a lifetime when a dude says he needs help. When other randos keep talking to them, will they ever get back to geography? Craig is too powerful, the huffl...
