On their way to Tesco, they get interrupted by a big black doggy
They scream and run away because that'd what they do #notortoiseeatingtoday
He follows them behind them, and they get trapped at the end of a dead end street
They scream and nearly pee their pants before he turns into a human?????1?!?!? (😩)
Then they really pee their pants
"Omg you turn into an animal like remus!!!!!" Says esme
"I'm looking for remus you donut, and I saw him with you, you need to be able to take me to hogwarts to get him" says mystery man
"Why tho who are you" says aoenenejepl
"My name is series black and I need you 🫵 to help me"
"Are you a whizz like us brev?" Says pepnenelep
"Ye" he says
"Ok" they respond, "but we need peas first"
"OK fine, let's go tesco, that'd where you were going right?" The sexy man asks
"Oui oui" they say
They start their walk to tesco, chanting "TESCO" all the way
Sirius is now questioning his plan to team up with them
They get to Tesco and achieve their pea dreams
They get to checkout, and turn to sirius, "oi man you look well breaded could you pay for our packs of peas"
He was like "yeah sure" and then it was their turn in the queue
They walk up to the cashier who looks well sad, and sirius says "james??!?!?"
The depressed man looks up "hello" he says, very sadly
"Where have you been loca??? I haven't seen you in months" whinges sirius
"I've jist been working..."
"Who dis" asks p and e
"This is my buddy ol' pal, james potter" says sirius seriously
"Omg are you related to Harry Potter?" Interrogates p and e
James is silent
"Where is he??? He's so lazy making us do all his work when this is his job. He's put relaxing while we're breaking our backs for these peipel" says esme "where is he now huh???"
"He's in mill Hill cemetery" james says with sadness and melancholy "with my wife"
P and e don't care, they are miffed, they have a fit in the corner while sirius explains the situation to him and tries to convince him to come with them.
James hesitates cos he has depression but then eventually caves cos whatever really also remus is pal
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I have a pet turtle (and his name is Remus Lupin)
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