They have no peas
Oh no
If only they could have saved at least one for themselves
They take Remus Lupin out of his bag of suffering.
"Hello turtle we have no more peas :(," says Penelope
Remus spits out a single pea
"OMG TURTLE THATS AMAAAAAAAAZING!!!" P and e say together
Penelepe picks up le peA and holds it close to her heart (awwwwww).
"So we're at Diagon alley. Now what?" Asks ememe
"Now you get your wands." A voice speaks from the distance.
Suddenly a strange old man with white hair rolls in front of them.
"Hello girls."
"AAAAAAA!" Penelepee points at the man on the floor "REMUS LUPIN EAT HIM!"
The tortoise then proceeded to bite the man.
"Ouchie." The man stands up.
"Who da hell is you?" Esme states sadly.
"I'm ollivander." States ollivander "I make magic wands. Come into my shop and I can give you one for a price."
"What is the price?" Penelope asked
"Your dignity."
They go into shop and each buy the cheapest wand in the shop. The cost was £200.
"#worthit" Penelope states as she takes out the money that she had refused to use earlier out of her bag to pay the man.
Ollie launches two wands at them, and they catch them with ease
"Now what," says oosmoo
"The funny man said we had to take the flu network to hoggywarts," replies penenepope
The old man jumps out from behind the counter and crouches in frog position on the countertop
"I have floo powder, and a fireplace, you can use it, FOR A PRICE!" Says old man ollie
"How much fam?" Says Emlydonk
"25p"
"#notworthit" they say together
"We KNOW when we're getting ripped off," says pennywenny
Penne places the pea on the countertop, next to old ozzy
She points her wand at the pea and says: "bibideebobideedoo"
Suddenly, the pea explodes into a car, shaped like a pea 😱😱😱😱
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They jump in with the tortoise, and not bothering to pick up the dude they knocked onto the floor, they drive through the door and chug A way.
*chugga chugggaaaa CHOOOO CHOOOOOOOOOO!"
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I have a pet turtle (and his name is Remus Lupin)
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