"ok, now you know how to apparate, get out of here," snape sneered at p and e
p and e canter out of the room
as they are leaving the school, they see a big group of people outside
they go to investigate
it is cedric's funeral!!!!!!!
everyone looks really sad
p and e say to each other, "what are they doing this here for, we have to get to the pea mobile!!!!"
they start walking past the funeral, pushing past crying yellow people (ew), and walking over the coffin of cedric
as soon as their feet pass over the coffin, it begins to shake (le gasp) and a thousand years by christina perry starts to play
the corpse of cedric begins to float out of the box, and his dead skin sparkles in the dim sunlight
his eyes open, and he stands before the crowd
before he can say anything, a man without a shirt shouts out "where have you been loca??!?!?" with much joy, before he gets angry
he starts charging at cedric's dead vampire body, repeating the phrase "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, LOCA??!?!?!?"
cedric looks scared and pees himself
he gets the wind knocked out of him by the shirtless man, and they begin to rough and tumble like the gays would
p and e continue walking until they reach the pea mobile, where they get in and start chugging along back home to london, and therefore geography class
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Fanfictiontwo kiddies who want nothing more than to not do their geography coursework go on a journey of a lifetime when a dude says he needs help. When other randos keep talking to them, will they ever get back to geography? Craig is too powerful, the huffl...
