They look outside the shop and perceive the night and the full moon big phat and round
"How long have we been looking for peas? For hours?" Asks Mr sirius
They're like "omg remus" and apparate to hogwarts
There they begin the hunt for flitwick's office
They dash through the corridors and find his room, the door is a jar and they can see right through to the blood soaked floors
"Sirius is like omg what happened here"
In flies mcg with her raw manly strength and says "oh hello girls you're here early. James! Where have you been? Sirius what are you doing here?"
Sirius says "I'm here to find remus, what the hell is this blood about"
James says "I've been at tesco"
Mcg is like "I love tescos"
Sirius is stressing now "where is remus???" He asks with more urgency
Mcg says "oh he's just gone for a walk, had to pop out for a bit... since he killed flitwick, but it's ok now, he's cured and normal"
"What, he's dead?" James asks because he has trauma and depression.
Everyone ignores James because he has trauma and depression
Sirius starts the manhunt for remus, going alone because no one else wants to deal with a werewolf
While sirius is out doing his thang, p and e remember what they saw at gt1's room
They tell mcg of all the hot goss
Mcg says "you have to go back and get those plans, we need to fight back"
"We think she's craig" say p and e
"Ok" says mcg "go and get those plans ladies"
"Kk" they say and apparate away jist as they hear dumblore in the next room screaming his heart out
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They reappear in tg1's room, and there she is evily plotting away
She turns to them and gasps
"We know you're Craig, and we're to stop you"
"YOU haven't handed in your coursework!!!!1!" Screams tg1
"We did" they lie and snatch the plans from her desk
"Oh OK, anyway" she stands up aggressively and snatches their wands off them, NYOOM WOOP POH and curses them to kill all the hufflepuffs
She throws their wands back at them "how can you stop me when I've cursed you like this"
They apparate away to hogwarts with the hufflepuff hatred in their hearts
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Fanfictiontwo kiddies who want nothing more than to not do their geography coursework go on a journey of a lifetime when a dude says he needs help. When other randos keep talking to them, will they ever get back to geography? Craig is too powerful, the huffl...
