it lunchtime
"hola peneleope," says esme as she lobs a sandwich at her head
penelope picks up the sandwich and takes a massive chomp out of it
"how was spanish, then?" asks esme
"it was JUST like spain, uncanny," replies penelope, "but gt4 came in the middle of class and started begging for a stapler. twas weird."
"oh, i thought staplers didnt exist in spain?"
"ye bro, it was weird, but we had one, and so i had to go and follow her, and when i found her, gt1 was shouting at her. it made me sad."
"She shouted at Gt4? She be shouting at Gt3 in corridor on me way to chemistry."
"wait, why was gt3 there, she only teaches on tuesdays..."
"omg do you remember when we saw her crawling out of that cupboard? that was freakay"
"oh yeahhh and how gt2 said that she lived in a cupboard? wtf is up with the geo department???" says penelope
"idk what's up with them but i definitely want to know now"
"what should we do bro?"
they stare at each other, trying to come up with a plan, until a lightbulb illuminates metaphorically in esme's mind
"omg we should wait for them outside, after school to see if they come out, if they don't then we know that they live there" says esme
"sounds stupid but i don't have a better idea, sure," replies penelope
"idk what ur calling stupid, this is an amazing idea, bitch,"
They run to bio, don't pay attention and then the lesson is over and it is time for their master plan
they sit outside on the pavement of the street, facing the entranceway to school
they sit there for a couple hours
"ok, looks like they're not coming out , guess they live there then" says penelope dejectedly
greasy hair man appears, poof
"what's cooking, good looking?" questions esme
snape glares at them, "what are you still doing here, you were meant to be at hogwarts 5 hours ago"
they grab snapey wapey's wrist (without consent) and look at his wristwatch
"omg it's 1AM already, time flies when you're having fun" says esme
suddenly, from behind a building, a big black doggy jumps out and starts growling at snape
"omg look, that dog looks like the dog that tried to steal our tortoise >:(" says peneleope
snape looks anxious and says "ok time to go"
snape whips out his massive wand and goes "bibbadeebobbadeedoo"
and then they were gone
they had apparated away
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