they barge into flitwick's office
it is empty except for tortoise jail
wherein remus turtle lies
they run over and say, "hi"
remus stays silent because he is a tortoise and he cannot speak
they repent their sins for talking to snape when he said not to speak to him
remus looks at them disapprovingly in any way a tortoise can idk its a tortoise
suddenly there is a knock at the door
p and e whip out their mega awesome wands in preparation for the intruder
"come in" they say together
the door slowly opens, and in steps a dude in full black ninja gear
before he can says anything, p and e launch a full body attack, by throwing themselves at him
he crumbles to the floor, and he doesn't move
"omg success", says p to e
the loud cracking sound that the tussle made attracted all the important teachers, such as snapey wapey and McG.
"omg hey guys, we just destroyed this intruder for you, you're welcome" says emse
"omg this isn't an intruder, you've just killed cedric diggory" says snapey wapey
"who tf is cedric diggory" asks p
"only the best quidditch player we have, and now he's dead, bitch!!1!!!" says dumblefoee
"at least he wasn't a Gryffindor" says McG
"or a slytherin" replies snapey wapey
"why is he wearing a ninja suit?" asks e, asking the real questions
"it's just a phase he's going through" says McG
"or WAS going through, lmaoooo" says dumbleydored, "that's going to be a lot of paperwork"
"for ME" replies McG
"anyways, we should get going, you still need to learn how to apparate" says snape
p and e stay silent and stare at snape for a few seconds
they turn to mcgonligall
"what about geography?" asks e
"oh don't worry about that, I sent a letter to your headteacher saying you wouldn't be in" says mcgonaljdjf
"oh I didn't like that letter, so I changed it myself" says dumblryefied
"you WHAT?!?!?!?" shouts mcgfidofjf
"Dont worry m'lady, all I did was take the boring stuff out and add the mega spicy stuff in."
"ok, we're all done here, filch will clean this up, come on, girls," groans snape
they follow him out of the classroom, stepping over cedric as they pass
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I have a pet turtle (and his name is Remus Lupin)
Fanfictiontwo kiddies who want nothing more than to not do their geography coursework go on a journey of a lifetime when a dude says he needs help. When other randos keep talking to them, will they ever get back to geography? Craig is too powerful, the huffl...
