"Woahhhhhh a pea!!!!! YUM!!!!!!! HELLO PEAPLE!!!!!" waves dummy
P and e wave at the man with fluffy hair and the man with greasy hair
"Who the fuck are you, and what the fuck are you doing here?!??!?" Shouts snapy
Remus hears snape's voice and rattles violently around in his temporary home
P and e unleash him, and present him at the funky men, "BEHOLD!!!!! A TORTOISE!!!! man's needs medical attention"
Lupin parachutes over to snape and bites him in the ankle
Snape screams and lupin un-bites him
"Well come on in then, would u like a lemon drop???" Interrogates dumbol
"Kk" p and e say as they follow Duncan into old hogs
Snape is fucking fuming, "how could you let these strangers into the castle, they have a rogue tortoise!! We should call the RSPCA!!!!"
Remus un-un-bites snacc and Snape screams and boltz away
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I have a pet turtle (and his name is Remus Lupin)
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