they follow dumblydore thru the twisty corridors, having a leisurely stroll, until suddenly he starts sprinting down the corridor
they run, trying to keep up, but ultimately fail because he is speed god and they r 2 slow
#speedydumbly
they have lost dummyman and are lost
"wait what about our lemon drops bro," penelope, "#wedontstanfakepromises"
they drop lupin on the floor with a loud THACK! (he is uninjured dw)
they shout, "LEAD THE WAY, BIG MAN!"
lupin stays still
they give lupin 3 peas
they then go knocking on every door in the corridor (lupin is too slow) and each room is empty (because it's a sunday, and all the kiddies are asleep at 10AM #tooearly)
they continue going along the corridors, knocking on doors, until they trip over a small man
"omg what the FUCK was that?!?!?!" yelps emse
they turn over and see a little, smiling man staring at them
"hello!" replies the little man
"hello" say p and e "would you care for a pea?"
"yes pls" says small man
they give him a room-temperature pea
"yummers, thank you!" as he gobbles the pea
"hey, dude, can we be vulnerable right now?!? we are looking for a man named flitwick, do you know him?" asks esme
"I might do, we have the same surname," says flitwick
p and e stare at him, gobsmacked
"are you a magic man???" questions penenene
"oui," he says, "i am a teacher of charms aqui en hogwarts"
"woahhhhhhh, you might be able to help us, then. we have a tortoise that is cursed. he is REALLY a DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" says p
suddenly, they hear thumping footsteps, and a shrill, girly scream coming from down the corridor
dumbell is galloping along the corridor, screaming with all his might (calmly)
flitwick turns to p and e and says, "let's go into my office, where it is quieter"
they follow him into his hovel of a room
"how did you come about this this tortoise?" he asks
"found him in a pet shop," said esme, "got him for £20"
"how do you know he is a human man?"
"because he told us?!?!? on the new moon"
"hmmmmmmmmmmmm, it must be a curse connected to the moon," he realises, "leave him here with me for a couple of days and i can see what i can do"
"kk. also, btw, he says that you should fix it by the full moon"
"why?"
"dunno, mans is weird"
"ok... wait, you guys are students, right?"
"yeah, sure"
they leave, slamming the door behind them
and then they realise "WE HAVENT DONE OUR COURSEWORK!!!!! OMG!!!!!! TO THE PEA-MOBILE!!"
they turn to each other and scream
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