𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐒 || 𝐬𝐩𝐲𝐟𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐱 𝐟𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

meeting yor

loid while leaning over the counter gets startled and when he turns around sees a woman

"Excuse me"

"Oh, it's been a while yor-chan!"

"Hello there. I'd like for you to fix my dress, but can I ask you to hurry? I need it soon"

'She got behind me so easily
Who is she'

'Yor...Yor...'

'Oh I remember yor briar she was on the list
She is 27 years old no history of marriage or divorce
Both parents died when she was young leaving her to raise her younger brother
Both siblings work as civil servants now nothing suspicious'

'So I just let down my guard?
I've gotten careless lately' loid muses

"Excuse me? You've been staring at me for a while now do you need something?" She says with slight pink dusting her cheeks

'Impossible! She noticed my glance??' He staggers a bit

"Uh no, I was just thinking how beautiful you are sorry!" Loid stammers out

Yor is shocked she has never had someone call her beautiful before

She remembered her colleague saying "but you've got such a good baseline,
yor-senpai you could be, like, totally
popular! (f you were more fashionable)"

Did she really leave a good impression on him?

She inclines her head "as in my appearance left a positive impression on you?"

"Huh? Well... Yeah" Loid says making yor stumble a bit

"Daadd I'm done finallyyyy" (name) comes out of one of the try rooms and sees loid and
'is that y-yor?' she was really excited to see her

"Pa! My length is established!" Anya says while running up to them, she sees yor next to loid
"Pa! Who's she?"

"Another customer" loid explains to anya

Yor turns around to hide her flushed face
"He has daughters?"

She holds her hands close to her chest to calm down her racing heart
that was dangerous
she almost invited someone else's spouse!
'That was dangerous I've heard that you can get killed by the wife like that
Well in my case I would have already killed her first. No, I must not think like that or someone might figure out that I'm an assassin. I need to be more normal' yor thought to herself

Anya heard yor's thoughts and was shocked
An assassin????

Anya is starving for entertainment

'Hmm, I was considering asking her to play the wife, but she's got sharp instincts It'd be too risky' Loid thought to himself

'I was considering asking him to play my lover at the party, but I'd like to avoid a 'bloodbath' Yor thought

Anya heard both of their thoughts and just started swaying and wiggling around,
"aw... I'm so lonely without a ma"

(Name) snickers Watching anya dance around She looks like a drunkard that had too many drinks

this situation is so wacky to (name)

"What's gotten into you?!" Loid quipped weirded out by the whole situation

"There's no maaaa!" Anya starts singing

Yor looks at Loid

"Um, is your wife not with you today?" Yor asks him

loid leaps at this lucky chance
"No, well, you see...actually, my wife passed away 2 years ago. So I'm raising them on my own without a woman's touch"
Loid says smoothly finding these set of events a golden opportunity to find a wife

'So I can ask him out without getting killed?' Yor thinks happily

While they are talking, (name) takes anya to a bakery giving the adults a bit of privacy

"Um actually" yor mutters out
"So you want me to pretend to be your lover?"
"That's right I ended up telling my brother had a boyfriend," she says sheepishly
"So if it's not a bother do you think you could come with me to the party?"
"Um, I don't have any ulterior motives! And I'll pay you back I promise!" she babbled nervously
"I just want my brother to stop worrying"

"Understood, I accept"
"Really?" yor sighs in relief
"But on one condition" he proposed

Have a great day!
-senia<33