Gravity Falls' Theories

Number One Quote Each Episode

This chapter will show off my favorite quote in each episode. Here they are, in broadcast order:

Tourist Trapped

Soos! The portable toilets are clogged again! - Stan

The Legend of the Gobblewonker

Aw, dude, I don't know what I expected that to taste like. - Soos about fish food

Headhunters

It's covered in my blood, sweat, tears, and other fluids. - Mabel about Wax Stan

The Hand That Rocks the Mabel

Are you sniffing my hair? - Mabel to Gideon

The Inconveniencing

I am pretending to write something down. - what Dipper wrote down during Mabel and Wendy's dance party

Dipper vs Manliness

Your heart's on fire and the fire is in your heaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart! - singer in Training Mix

Double Dipper

I think we all knew we were lying. - Tyrone

Irrational Treasure

In fact, I myself will be shot as soon as the filming is complete. ... No? Oh, well, that's a relief. - guy in Trembley film

The Time Traveler's Pig

Wait...why does it smell so bad in here? - Mabel in the port-a-potty

Fight Fighters

That guy's got, like, a black belt wrapped around his black belt. - Soos about Rumble

Little Dipper

Oh hi Gideon. I've been looking for someone to test out my new mirror maze. Then again, you're an idiot. That's the end of the sentence. - Stan

Summerween

That sort of takes the fun out of trick or treat or die. - Mabel

Boss Mabel

That man is a self-centered attention hog with no regard for human decency. ... Get him on TV! - an unnamed man about Stan

Bottomless Pit - Soos' Really Great Pinball Story (Is that a good title? Do they have to be like, puns or whatever?)

Naw, that's the normal amount of green lightning. - Soos

The Deep End (tie)

And remember to be on alert for random wildfires! - Toby Determined

Nice to meet you. Also, I think I am dying. - Mermando

Carpet Diem

"Don't eat me! I'm a man trapped in a pig's body!" "That's what they all say!" - Soos and McGucket

Boyz Crazy (tie)

Not the girl sittin' next to you, but you. - Deep Chris, stating why Sev'ral Timez performs

Road safety laws, prepare to be ignored! - Stan

The Land Before Swine

He's a fat, naked jerk. - Stan about Waddles

Dreamscaperers

"More moving?" "Yes! I love motion!" - Xyler and Craz

Gideon Rises

Grappling hook! - Mabel after saving herself and Dipper

Scaryoke

Please, please. Boo harder! - Stan about Gideon

Into the Bunker

Aah. My face is being eaten a lot. - Chadley

The Golf War

I don't know, we'd have to break in and... just kidding, let's break in! - Stan

Sock Opera

Who would sacrifice everything they've worked for just for their dumb sibling? - Bipper to Mabel

and in a close second...

Our intermission has begun! Mill about! - Grenda

Soos and the Real Girl

We're taking you where romance lives and fashion styles die. To the mall! - Mabel to Soos

Little Gift Shop of Horrors

(Abaconings) Don't touch that dial, truckers, cause the Hogg just ate it! - Mabel about Waddles

(Clay Day) Let's escape by standing still! - Soos

Society of the Blind Eye

Looky, fellers! It's those words what people call me! - McGucket

Blendin's Game

"Hey, turns out I can mute him." - "Man, I wish we'd known that earlier." - Lolph and Dundgren

The Love God

Ask about our steak dinner! We don't have one! - the menu at Greasy's Diner

Northwest Mansion Mystery

Hey. Once I'm done we'll be out of your probably fake blonde hair -Dipper to Pacifica

UPDATE:

I asked people at my school who didn't think the school was 'gay' and you guys, and the winner is:

Not What He Seems

-is this the part when one of us faint?

-Soos- oh I am so on it dude *faints

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