Ok, so while I was causally stalking Alex Hirsch's Twitter I found out HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND Like, I knew about her... but I thought they broke up. bluhg. Her name is Manzi I think. And I'm here like.. 'Oh...I understand... I just thought you loved only me...its ok...'
*secretly goes in corner and cries.
But srsly tho. Alex, if your reading this... don't be shy... text me babe
Update: ok like do you even see how scared he looks while being near her? And notice his hand isn't even around her waist like what. And they are going to MEXICO together for Alex to speak at a forum. or they did... I haven't checked the dates.
Update- WHO NAMES THEIR CHILD MANZI
UPDATE- WHO DATES A WOMAN NAMED MANZI
UPDATE- WHY NOT A BRITTANY? ALEX ILL B LEGAL IN THREE YEARS CALL ME
Update- hover hand game strong.
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Randomlol read the title P.S. ALEX HIRSCH YOU ARE PERFECT AND TOTES AMAZBALLS AND GET EM :'-)
