According to Sheriff Blubs: The first prerequisite for candidacy is being able to cast a shadow.
No shadow.
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Why Didn't Ford Run For Mayor?
According to Sheriff Blubs: The first prerequisite for candidacy is being able to cast a shadow.
No shadow.