Hazbin hotel stories

The most stupid thing

Husk sat at his post behind the bar watching the upmost amazing yet stupid thing he had ever witnessed happened in all his years in hell.
It was a water balloon fight.
Whoever came up with this idea (Angel) had not let Charlie or Vaggie in on this adventure. No sir they did not, cause Vaggie's face was fucking priceless as her and Charlie walked in to see a soaked nifty and Angel throwing water filled balloons at each other from each side of the lobby. It was like watching grenade fight without anything actually exploding.
And where was Alastor you asked? Oh...he was waiting in plain sight, waiting for came right target walk into view.
Without any warning a bright red water balloon shot from the ceiling with such aim and speed it was almost like a bullet. What was the water bullet aiming for you asked?
Vaggie's face.
Husk couldn't hold in his laugh as Vaggie was knocked onto her ass by the force of the water balloon. Now drenched, her hair all fucked up along with her mascara running, oh shit it was amazing.
What made it even better? It made Angel and Nifty freeze in place, leaving them out in the open and defenseless.
Then another water balloon shot was out from the beams in the ceiling, hitting Angel in the back of the head and making him go face first into the dirty and wet carpet. Husk was clutching his chest from laughing so fucking hard it was starting to hurt.
Nifty had one just dropped onto her head, cause of course the culprit wouldn't be as aggressive toward Nifty but that didn't leave her out of his wrath.
Charlie was trying to help her now boiling in rage girlfriend get up off the ground when a water balloon now hit her directly into her back, making her fall onto Vaggie and making the pair almost roll right back out the door.
Husk was wheezing and crying from his laughter, he just could not contain how fucking stupid this was. Yet, this had his significant other written all over it.
Alastor finally dropped from his hiding place right in front of Husk in his beaming red ass glory. His smile was wide and menacing as he looked at Husk with pure amusement in his expression. Husk looked back with tears in his eyes and a smile on his face from his pure enjoyment at everyone else's expense.
"Enjoying the show?" Alastor asked, ignoring the very descriptive and vulgar insults the moth girl was yelling at him.
"Oh yes, I am very fuckin much enjoying this" Husk admitted as he calmed himself.
"Good" and with that, Husk felt water hit his head and drip down his face and onto his shoulders and chest.
Husk didn't move, instead he got the most evil grin on his face, oh he wanted to play dirty like that did he? Well two can play at that game.
Husk without warning tackled Alastor to the ground, making the deer slightly wheeze from the suddenness. Once he was sure Alastor wasn't going to just vanish he straddled the deer's tiny waist and began his own torture.
Husk started to tickle him, making Alastor cover his mouth to contain his giggles and try to wiggle free from his attacker.
"No! Stop!" Alastor said between his giggles, Husk couldn't help but say that Alastor looked so beautiful right now, his smile now genuine and his face flushed as red as his hair. Those eyes shining now from the small tears now daring to spill free onto Alastor's cheeks.
No one saw what was happening, all they saw was Husk tackle Alastor to the ground after dropping a water balloon onto Husk's head. So Husk left them to there own imagination as he slowed his assault, letting Alastor breathe and wiggle himself free from Husk's grip before they were discovered.
Hopefully they all thought he was choking him for the assault rather than ticking him like the love struck fool he was. No one needed to see that Husk was on the verge of purring in delight as Alastor took time in getting up to kiss Husk's heart shaped nose.
No one needed to know that Husk was completely smitten for this hellacious killing machine of a demon. That or suffer the embarrassment of having either Charlie or Angel seeing his love struck goofy ass grin he had on full display right now.
No sir, no one needed to know that at all.
A sudden bang then came from outside the hotel, making the whole building shudder, Husk quickly got up as he and the others rushed to open door to peer outside, where the source of the loud noise was coming from.
And of fucking course, the icing on this cake..
Vox.
Vox was standing outside, a good ways away from the hotel, saying something and laughing to himself it seemed.
Yet, he was so far away the crew could barely hear what he was saying.
"What?" Yelled Alastor, holding his hand to his ear as if that was gonna fucking help him hear.
Vox was saying something but again he could not be heard. Everyone was looking at each other and shrugging, they couldn't hear him either.
"Are you like making a evil speech right now?" Yelled Angel, which made Alastor actually snort.
"We can't hear you!" Charlie yelled this time, if Husk wasn't still suffering from the giggles he may have not laughed.
But he did, this stupid ass was really trying to make a evil speech a mile away, and was thinking for some reason they could hear them.
"Don't you have a fucking mega phone?!" Angel yelled, Husk guessed he now understood none of them could hear them due to him stomping his foot in rage.
"Hey Al..do you think maybe he wants to be hit with a water balloon?" Husk whispered to Alastor.
Alastor lit up like Christmas fucking morning as soon as the words left Husk's mouth.
Alastor then summoned a water balloon that was hovering over Vox's stupid tv head, who was way to busy trying to find a way to make his evil speech to notice. Alastor then flicked his finger down and the balloon fell beautifully onto the media demons head.
The noise that came from Vox was a mix of a scream and static, like when the Tv is on the wrong channel.
He was glitching and twitching, his head spinning literally as he stumbled backward.
Angel busted out laughing, giving everyone else even VAGGIE the fucking giggles, shit was contagious.
"Aw, looks like someone spilled some water on the tellie!" Alastor yelled, a evil laugh following behind his words. Vox, with a hiss of a electricity, disappeared.
"Who fuckin knew water was his biggest enemy!" Angel said between giggles.
"Husker apparently since he was the one to give me the idea" Alastor said as he wrapped his arm around Husk, pulling him into one of his famous side hugs.
Did...did Alastor actually give Husk credit?
"Good idea Huskykin" Angel said with a wink.
"Oh my gosh! That was a great idea!" Chirped Nifty, who then noticed the now destroyed and messy lobby.
"Oh my! No no no! I gotta get this cleaned up now!" And with a smile on her face she was gone, that little demon moved like a fucking hurricane.
"I'm so proud of you guys! You all actually played a game together!" Charlie beamed, completely forgetting she was assaulted by a water balloon the moment she walked in.
Vaggie on the other hand was glaring daggers into Alastor, who again was completely ignoring her.
"Well maybe your teachings are truly working" Alastor said, making Charlie squeal, and making Husk wanna hurl.
Angel was already gone, probably to fix himself up and to hide from Vaggie once she finds out Angel was the person to suggest the idea.
"Angel gave us the wonderful idea! Said it was to be perfect and you would just love it!" Alastor said, oh and there it is, Husk would pay money to see Vaggie choke Angel to death. He really would.
"Oh did he now" Vaggie said with her body already in motion, heading through the door into the hotel with a murderous glint in her eye.
Charlie was chasing after her, damn it. That means Vaggie won't be choking Angel like Husk had hoped.
Alastor still had his arm around him, holding him close. How did no one even notice that? Maybe they were so used to Al's need to touch people the merely dismissed it.
"You know what the best thing was about today?" Alastor asked softly, putting his finger under Husk's chin to make him look Alastor in the eye.
"You made Vox short circuit?" Husk said, making Alastor laugh.
"Well that almost made it, but no...it was hearing you laugh" Alastor said as he kissed Husker in between the brows.
Husk felt his heart melt and his stomach do back flips at that fucking sentence.
"You mushy ass" Husk hissed, even though moments later he was purring and smiling that goofy smile again. Against his own will might he add.
Yep today was amazing and stupid day.