the shadow in Shadowhunters

chapter 37

we were in a storage room.
jace "really? in here?"
clary "why not?"
jace "there's got to be a better place."
clary "no, here's good."
jace "ow!"
jace "all right."
then the boxes start shaking.

me "sounds like you are about to have sex."
jace can be seen by humans now.
jace "you need help with that?"
clary "i can deglamourize myself, jace."
me "of course you can."

jace "it's 'deglamour'."
clary "whatever."
clary "the cards?"
jace "right."

jace "how exactly are we gonna get them?"
jace "i doubt we can make it out of this closet without drawing attention, let alone luke's desk and you are covered in runes."
clary "don't worry. i got a plan."
me "i have plan B."

jace "a good plan this time?"
clary "90%"
me "10%"
clary "just follow my lead."
clary "oh, and i apologize."
jace "apologize for what?"
clary "the other 10%"

clary "you son of a bitch!"
clary smacks jace across the face.
jace "oh!"
clary "stop following me!"
jace "hey, what happend to being discreet?"
police woman? "hmm?"

clary "wait, what did you say?"
clary "you cheated on me?"
jace "i.. huh?"

jace "i did not. whoa."
clary "you will never see me at your crappy apartment again."
jace "that girl means nothing to me. nothing."
police woman? "is that the boyfriend that i heard so much about?"
clary "nope, not anymore."
jace "hi."

clary "i'm domping him."
clary "where is all of luke's stuff?"
police woman? "IA took everything. what are you looking for?"
clary stutters "i, uh... i lost a house key and luke normally keeps a spare in his desk, so is there any way i can get it?"

police woman? "uh, not till he's cleared."
clary "cleared? of... of what?"
police woman? "oh, don't worry about it. we'll get it handled."
clary "oh."
jace "clary, i'm sorry."
jace "i apologize i just want you to know it only happend, like... two or... it just happened a couple of times and i am totally--"

clary/police woman? "shut up."
jace "babe, come on."
police woman? "listen, you don't get to call her babe, 'okay?"
police woman? "in fact, you don't get to call her at all."
police woman? "clary's done with you. you got it?"

police woman? "take him out."
jace "i have rights."
police woman? "perhaps it's for the best?"
police woman? "oh, matching tattoos that's... big red flag."
clary "oh this... it's nothing."

police woman? "don't worry about it. i get it."
police woman? "you always fall for the bad boys, right?"
police woman? "oh, is that just me?"

we both walk out.

jace "you know what? i'm gonna bring alec with me next time."
jace "i don't think he's ever slapped me in the face."
me "karma is a bitch."