Tegan: can u drop me into town
Dad : u going out for the night
Tegan: just for a few drinks but with kayley u never know
Dad : u getting a taxi home
Tegan: yes now can u please take me into town
Dad : luca come here
Luca : what
Dad : we need to take tegan into town
Luca ; no
Dad : yes
Luca ; no I'm playing fortnight
Dad : u can come back and play once your back now come on
Luca : no
Tegan : please
Luca : whyy
He storms down the stairs and we walk out the door getting in my dads car and he drops me into town and i go into Wetherspoons
Kayley : did u pass
Tegan: i fucking passed bitch
Kayley : that cools for shots
Tegan : no yet
Kayley : lets just wait for sophie and jamie
Tegan : how have u convinced them to come out
Kayley : i took some convincing but finally agreed now order a drink i don't want to be the only one drinking
Tegan: relax I'm ordering but i am not drinking loads i have to go to london tomrrow
Kayley : why going to london and who u going with
Tegan : jonahs bands performing in london and he invited me
Kayley : jonah whos jonah
Tegan : the one in the band called why don't we
Kayley : yes i rember now he was fit his whole band is fit
Tegan: no they aren't
Sophie : hi
Kayley : right soph do u think the band why don't we are attractive
Sophie: no
Jamie : she has me to find attractive
Tegan: your the most unattractive guys I've ever seen in my life
Kayley: and u have the smalles dick
Jamie ; u guys have no tits
Tegan: i embrace having no boobs
Kayley: i have boobs
Jamie : sure u do
Sophie ; oh please be quiet
Our drinks then come
Kayley : i got us all shots even u have to drink jamie
Jamie ; fuck off
Kayley ; more for me now drink up
Sophie: whay is it
Kayley : 1 is tequila the other is sambuca
Tegan: i can't stand sambuca
Kayley : tuff drink up were celebrating
Tegan: oh jesus
I take the sambuca shot and then the tequila
Jamie : its still early relax
Kayley : i don't rember the last time i went on a night out and were celebrating tegan passing her driving so no i will not relax
Sophie: i get drunk on a daily basis so lets get drunk together
Jamie ; uhh
Tegan: were gonna need luck
Jamie : i know did u see the game yeserday
Tegan: yes the amout of chances we had to score
Jamie : i was getting pissed off thank fuck Alonso scored on the 73rd minute
Tegan: i know right
Sophie: do u really have to talk about football
Jamie : yes because u wouldn't let me talk about the game
Sophie : because football sucks
Tegan ; take that back
Kayley ; i agree football sucks
Sophie: thank u
Jamie : yh well u all suck
Kayley : i don't suck as much as Chelsea
Tegan : you've crossed the line now
Jamie: fuck u
Kayley : fuck u to
Sophie : ok enough jamie be nice
Jamie : what
Kayley : yh Jamie be nice
Jamie ; go fuck yourself
Tegan : ok ok enough
Sophie: thank u
Tegan : right one last thing about football the guy from yeserday ben all of yeserday i kept thinking i recognise him and couldn't think for the life of me where from but then it hit me possible footballer.
Kayley : yh he's a footballer
Tegan: hes played for England hasn't he
Kayley : i don't really know i think so
Tegan: what team does he play for me
Kayley: Leicester
Jamie : if u ever talk to a Leicester player or any other person whos not from Chelsea i will not talk to u again .
Tegan: right give me bens number or Instagram
Jamie : bitch
Tegan : dickhead
Sophie : so whats the atchal plan for tonight
Kayley: well were definitely going clubbing
Sophie ; ok well jamies sister works at this cocktail place the other end of town and she said i could have a free cocktail so we need to go there aswell .
Kayley : fine by me
Tegan: ok
Jamie ; do i really have to be the only guys
Kayley : unless u invite any of your friends
Tegan: Jamie has no other friends other then us
Sophie : true
Jamie : i have friends
Kayley : sure u do
Jamie ; u weren't there but when we went to goose we met up with my friends
Sophie: oh yh
Tegan: goose was a awful night
Kayley: why was goose a awful night
Sophie : one of jamies friends got really drunk and projectile vomited all over mine tegan and danis legs
Kayley : dani desverd it
Jamie : of course u would say that
Tegan: i think the only good thing that came out of goose was that fit older guy who kissed the top of my head he might have kissed everyone heads but that was still the highlight of my night .
Sophie : it was so sloppy
Jamies : still so confused why he kissed my head
Sophie : we all were
Kayley : your fit is a completely different fit to mine every person u find fit is ugly
Tegan : are not
Sophie: your tatse in people is ugly
Tegan: coming from the person whos with jamie
Jamie : shut up
Tegan : and Madison is not ugly
Kayley : ok Madison is the only acceptable person
Sophie: whos Madison
Tegan: austins friend
Sophie : and whos austin
Tegan: jonahs friend
Sophie: oh yh ok
Kayley: like i said Madison is the only acceptable person
Tegan: madelyn
Kayley ; ok and madelyn
Jamie : i don't have a clue who any of theses people are
Sophie: i barley know
Kayley : god keep up
Sophie ; i have a mind of a goldfish ok
Jamie ; i just don't listen
Sophie: right drink up i want to go get me free cocktail and jamies sister just messaged saying u have pay full price for whatever drinks u order but she'll double the alcohol in
Kayley : ok
We all down the rest of our drinks and we head up to the cocktail bar
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