People say you can only be a hero or a villain but they're completely wrong, You showed them that. You were what they called a vigilante, sure you saved people but most of the time you killed bad people.
Sometimes you did it for money but most of the time it was just something you did to get the streets clean. A family friend had taught you the trade, Wade Wilson, he had been in California for a while though.
You were on patrol in Brooklyn when the police radio you had managed to build into your phone went off. There had been a robbery a few blocks from where you were and the culprits had been seen going towards the bridge.
Heading off in that direction you jumped from roof to roof until you were standing on a pier next to the Brooklyn Bridge. The sounds of late night traffic reminded you of home.
It takes a moment but then you hear the rattling of a shitty tail pipe dragging across cement, Definitely the sound of criminals being dumbasses.
You follow the sound until you were under the bridge and could fully see the stupid idiots getting out of the van with the ski masks off their heads. These had to be the dumbest robbers you'd ever seen, should be an easy job then.
Waiting moment before walking up to them, they didn't even notice you, you let out a whistle as you took in the bags of cash.
"Wow boys, really did a number out there tonight. You think daddy will finally be proud of us?"
The men jump as you speak up but before they can do anything you grab the nearest robber's head and slam it into the door of the van.
One of the other men goes to punch you but you duck, grabbing his arm and throwing him over your back so he lands on the ground.
The last guy stepped back confused for a second but quickly situated and grabbed a knife he had stashed in his pocket. You go to grab your knife but as soon as your hand touches it you feel something attach to your legs and hoist you into the air.
You let out a yell as you're now swinging upside down from the bridge. Looking towards your feet you notice the spider web substance and let out a groan of annoyance. This wasn't the first run in you've had with the infamous spider man.
Sighing out of your nose, you grab the knife you kept in your boot and go to work cutting the web.
Keeping one hand on the metal frame of the bridge you finished cutting the website and slipped the knife back into your boot. Hanging off the bridge for a second before dropping and landing on the roof of the van.
"That's gonna hurt like a bitch tomorrow"
You notice two of the robbers were busy trying to take down Spiderman while the third, the one you slammed into the door, was just now starting to wake up.
Jumping down from the roof you walk towards the third man and stand there while he gets up, "Hey there ass wipe, how was your little nap?"
He finally notices you after a good minute of standing there and looking like a doofus and immediately goes for a gun at his side.
Not giving him the time of day you kick the gun out of his hand and punch him in the face, he falls back and hits the back of his head into the door causing him to pass out.
Letting out a sigh you grab the gun and notice the pool of blood forming around him, "Good god, you were boring as hell."
You turn towards the other two to see Spiderman punch one away while the other latches onto his back like a weirdo. Checking to make sure the gun is full you turn off the safety and shoot the one that was just punched in the foot and then in the shoulder.
As he falls to the ground the last robber and Spiderman finally seem to notice you're no longer hanging from the metal beam, with both of them paused you have a clear shot of the third guy's head.
Lifting up the gun Spiderboy ducks and the robber is left standing there, still dazed. Pointing the gun towards him you pull the trigger and shoot him in the forehead.
Dropping the gun, Spiderino finally gets up and you can hear the sound of sirens coming your way. The two of you make what you assume to be eye contact and then you take off.
The agility training Wade forced you to do finally paid off as you jumped over a dumpster and onto a fire escape. You couldn't see him but you could hear the sound of his webs hitting the wall next to you as you took off again.
Making it a few roofs away when you're suddenly tripped up just as you were about to jump, causing you to fall through the gap between buildings.
You let out a yell but stopped as you fell onto some garbage bags. Looking at you notice the website tying your feet together. Groaning as you hear someone land next to you.
Letting out a fake gasp you place your hand over your heart, "That really hurts my feelings Spidey, you could have hurt my pretty little face. "
Spiderboy lets out a sigh as straightens himself, "Mhm, we know how this goes. You mess around, I tell you off, you run away and don't listen to me. "
Smiling at Teenage tarantula you let out a laugh, "You know me so well Spiderido. "
He apparently doesn't notice the web's dissolving but you do. You're not paying attention as he gives you the aforementioned speech, not giving him time to finish as you kick him in the side head and jump onto the fire escape again.
You hear him groan as you run off calling behind you, "So sorry to cut this meeting short Boy spider, I'd love to stay and chat but I'd actually hate that. "
As soon as Miles' senses calmed down he let out a sigh but couldn't stop the smile from spreading. He knew you were going to kick him, his spidey senses were going off the charts.
He'd be lying though if he said he didn't like your weird little game, he looked forward to finding out who you are one day.
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Marvel One-Shots
FanfictionJust a bunch of stories about Marvel characters I will still write for this story with requests but it is otherwise completed Also on ao3 under the same name