Lover of darkness

13

Fp- hey butt- it's Friday; why are you not in school- who are all these people even?!
B- uhhh *scratches back of neck nervously*
J/V- *gasps* uncle Fp?! *runs and hugs him*
Fp- *hugs them back and lets a teardrop* omg, I haven't seen you all In forever; I missed you guys
V- we missed you too *tears*
J- we would've come, but Fredrick wouldn't allow us *roll eyes*
F- of course, he wouldn't; we're too low life for you guys; I'm the outcasted triplet *sarcasm* so, what are you guys doing here?
J- we came to see you?
Fp- sure you did, you didn't even know I was living here; spill the tea
J- your forty-seven uncle Fp, not 17
Fp- I'm 17 at heart now, Ms. Monica Posh; what are you guys actually doing here?
J- *glares at her*
Fp- I'll play the video if you don't tell me
V- we had a sleepover, and we played lots of games; we were up until around 5 am; we just woke up and got ready to go; I don't know where we're going
Fp- was these games kid friendly? *raises a brow*
V- uhhh-
All- VERONICA! Don't!
Fp- V-lo, I'm waiting
V- uhhh, I don't know
Fp- hog-eye, go fetch me the memory box in the basement
V- Noooo!
Fp- well, start spilling
V- but they'll jump me!
Fp- and they'll see Monica Posh in action
V- *groans* stoppp
J- Yh, leave my sister alone, will you
Fp- no, can do Forsythe
J- *groans* you're one to talk, uncle Forsythe
Fp- ok, I've had it; hogeye get the box, will you
H- on it
V- Cheryl and Toni had sex!
C- You and sweetpea did too!
V- did not!
T- did too!
V- no, we did-
Sp- Fangs and Kevin did the devil's tango!
F- so did betty and Jughead; they had lots of it!
J- ok and?
B- Yh, so what if we had some nice amazing hardcore kinky sex
Fp- I'm still here, you know?
B- you asked for the tea, didn't you?! And besides what's happening here, your a triplet and Jughead and Veronica's uncle; they live on the north side while you live on the south. Why does Jughead even have your name if you're the outcast? The family just keeps getting bigger and bigger everday! Why haven't I met them before? I'm so freaking confused.
Fp- yh, my brothers and I were close, especially me and Fredrick, so close he named Jughead after me; we all grew up on the south side, we got enough money to move, but the night before we left, I found you and stayed back to take care of you, and they basically forgot about me. I would still go over there to visit these two with you and Toni, but you guys were so "horrible" they stopped you guys from coming at two years old, I would still go visit them when I had the chance, but after a while, I stopped because he could come and look for me too. After I stopped, I never heard from my brothers again
V- so you and Toni were mischievous from diapers *laughs*
B- Yh, I guess so; I'm still processing everything. Damn! That's sucks. Can I slap them both?
Fp- really, Betty?!
B- yes, really
J- well, I give you full permission; they're idiots
V- Yep, totally
Fp- so you guys want some flashbacks, I don't have any of the two redheads, or the two other brunette boys tho
B/J/T/V- no, thank you
C- it's Cheryl, Archie, Kevin, and Reggie
Fp- I didn't know, sorryyy. But back to you guys, I personally think you guys deserve flashbacks; you guys are growing up too quickly
B- Yh no, we're all good
Fp- fine, I need to talk to you all still, right after I tell Trin something. Trinity come here
Tr- wassup?
Fp- *whispers* go lock all the doors and the ways to the apartments; I'm trapping them in this living room and torturing them with childhood memories, tell hogeye to get the box
Tr- *giggles* on it *walks away*
J- girlfriend? *nods his head after Trinity*
B- no, but they're totally crushing on each other
Fp- you're one to talk, Elizabeth
B- *groans* why didn't you change my name and not use the name that was on the paper?!
Fp- and what, name you butterfly *kisses her cheeks*
B- *blushes* stop trying to embarrass me
Fp- no promises. I love you!
B- I love you too! Let's go, guys
Fp- whattt? No goodbye cheek kiss or hug?
B- I never do that!
Fp- sure you don't! Oh right, you have to keep up the bad girl act, my bad
B- guys, I don't do that ever, like seriously! Don't listen to Fp. Now come on, let's go, guys
Fp- I'm afraid that won't be happening, at least not yet
B- what! Why not?
Fp- oh, you know how much I love childhood memories; I'm in The mood *Hogeye, and Trinity starts a video*