If I Had A Girlfriend

Weird noises

This chapter might be too mature for some audiences and can be thought of as non-canon so you don't have to to read this chapter if you wish to do so.

"Kait, can we head back to our room for a sec and do um you know?" Mat said "Sure but why now, especially now that we have a guest." Kait asked "We wont make that much noise." Mat said "Ok, Ruri we'll be back in a few minutes." Kait said and so they walked into their room and shut the door. "Were gonna spy on them right?" Ruri asked Rei "We wouldn't be good friends if we didn't." Rei said walking to their room and putting his ear to the door. "Are you ready to move it around?" Kait asked Mat. "Yeah, only if you are." Mat said "You know you can take off your shirt so that you make it easier." Kait said "Oh right, let me take it off." Mat said. "What do you think they're doing there?" Rei asked "I don't know their in love and i'm pretty sure this is the first relationship they have ever been in so they could be you know." Ruri said making a circle with her hand and sticking one of her fingers into it. "You mean the thing you always wanted to do?" Rei said as Ruri punched him in the shoulder. "Which way do you like it?" Mat asked Kait "I don't really care it's all good to me." Kait said "Okay how about this." Mat asked "I could get used to that." Kait said "Let me just stick it in deeper." Mat said "I dont think it's gonna fit." Kait said "How about we put it into a different area?" Mat said "If the pushing is too much we can stop." Mat added "No we can keep going." Kait said as they both started to breathe heavily. "Should we open the door, and catch them in the act?" Rei asked Ruri. "I don't know, they sound like they're having fun." Ruri said "That sounds kinda sus not gonna lie." Rei said "Ow." Kait said "Are you okay?" Mat asked "Ugh" Kait said "Kait are you okay?" Ruri asked as she bursted into the room and saw that Mat and Kait were on the floor. "What's wrong with you, she was in pain!" Ruri said, comforting Kait. "We were moving some furniture around and I must have cut my hand on something." Kait said as blood came out of her palm. "Oh uh I thought something else happened, telling from the noises, I'll get you some bandages." Ruri said "Ayo! Plus I'm pretty sure Kait doesn't even know what that is and I'm not comfortable telling her what it is exactly." Mat said "What are you guys talking about?" Kait asked, "Nothing!" Mat, Ruri, and Rei yelled at the same time. "Ok, thanks for the bandage's Ruri." Kait said "No prob." Ruri said "So do you guys need help?" Rei asked, "Yes please, as long as you guys don't make it sus again." Mat said "Yeah sorry about that." Ruri said, getting off of the floor.