The Consul and The Cat

3- Grocery Trip

"Oh, someone bookmarked my fic last night." He puts his phone away, "Anyways, PREPARE TO MEET YOUR PATHETIC END, CONSUL!!"

The Consul dodges, "Don't be so rude, uh.. Cat!"

"CAt? Really?? That's the best you could come up with?!"

"Uh, well, it was kind of on short notice?"

Killer Kitty sighs, "Well, I suppose it is marginally better than.. Killer Kitty..."

He then throws The Consul off the roof.

The Consul's snake arms quickly catch on the edge and he pulls himself back onto the roof, "Did you really forget about these? Also, we're on top of a food truck- Not exactly a death senten-"

There's a flash of light.

The two turn to see a random fangirl holding her phone up to them, "OHMYGOSH! THIS IS MY NEW OTP!"

Killer Kitty and The Consul make eye contact while she squeals.

The Consul punches Killer Kitty, knocking him off the food truck.

He lands on his feet, "Well that was rude!"

The Consul jumps down onto the street, "You know what else is rude? ROBBING A FOOD TRUCK!"

"Well APOLOGIES but I am POOR!" He swings at The Consul with his staff.

The Consul catches it, "Do you want me to buy food for you?"

Killer Kitty yanks the staff back, "Yes, actually. That would be very nice."

"Cool, so uh, should we go to the grocery store? A restaurant?" He tries to punch Killer Kitty, who dodges.

"The grocery store is fine. Will we be fighting the whole time though? This is tiring."

The Consul stops, "No, I'm also tired. Alrighty! Let's go!"

The two walk away together.

Little did they know, the fangirl recorded the whole thing and is now posting it on InstaGraham.

It quickly goes viral.

While they're at the store, they are unaware of the many people taking pictures and videos of them getting their groceries.

The Consul looks at the different stuff on the shelves, "Uh, so can you have chocolate or is that also bad for cats?"

"I will die if I eat chocolate."

"Good to know. What about milk?"

"Unlike most adult cats, I can indeed drink milk."

"Noted! Now... What about fish?'

Killer Kitty grabs him by the collar and pulls him close, grinning, "FISH?!" His tail swishes quickly from side to side.

They go and get fish.

As they leave the store, Killer Kitty smiles, holding up one of the fish, "Mmmm.. Fish."