The Consul and The Cat

5- Inter-FAN-ence

Oh boy angst!
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Clotted Cream is combing his hair while reading a fic titled Don't Drink on the Job.

The heroes were devastated, on the brink of defeat. Dark Enchantress was about to win.

The buildings were burning, but yet, there was a shadow standing on one of them. The hero with no reflection:

SOBER!

He jumped off the building, gliding towards-

"CLOTTED CREAM! YOU'RE RUNNING LATE!"

Clotted Cream quickly shoves his phone in his pocket and puts his mask on, running down the stairs, "Apologies, Father!"

"HURRY BEFORE YOU'RE LATE TO THE MEET AND GREET."

The Consul nods and hurries out the door.

30 minutes into the meet n greet with his fans, he meets Affogato.

The Consul smiles, "Hello there!"

"Hello Consul! I've been looking forward to meeting you today! I have an important question: Are you alright with The Consul x Reader fics?"

"Oh, uh, yeah? As long as they aren't.. Explicit..."

"Alright! Thanks, I just wanted to check your boundaries."

"Thank you for doing that. Would you like a photo?"

"Hell yes-"

They take a photo together, then Affogato walks away, looking at it and giggling.

He stops, "Wait, I came here to kidnap him. I see him so often, why am I so giggly??"

He ducks into an alleyway and transforms into: Killer Kitty!

He darts out of the alleyway and tackles The Consul, "HA! I GOT YOU~"

One of the fans asks, "Why did that sound flirty?"

Killer Kitty freezes, then glares at them, "It did not!"

The Consul crosses his arms, "You literally said ~ at the end. That is the sign of flirting."

"Well how did YOU say it out loud?!"

"Get off."

"That doesn't answer my question!"

The Consul gently picks up and moves Killer Kitty with the snake arms.

Killer Kitty is Not Happy.

He grabs one of the snake arms, "I'm gonna shred this if you don't let go."

The Consul drops him.

Killer Kitty drags him away by the snake arms.

The fans look at each other, "Should we go after them..?"

"Hell yeah that's my OTP!"