Duder u ok
Clotted Cream looks at the text from Killer Kitty. There's bandages wrapped around the snake arm that got run over.
Clotted Cream responds, Yeah, I'm mostly ok now
Custard pushes open the door, "After that.. Accident... I do believe it's time to upgrade your technology."
Clotted Cream looks up at him, "Upgrade..? What do you mean by that..?"
Custard smiles, "Don't worry, we'll knock you out this time."
Clotted Cream jumps to his feet, holding up his hands, "I- I don't think another set of snake arms will be necessary!"
Custard grips his shoulder tightly, "I think they are necessary."
Clotted Cream puts on his mask, "I have after-hours hero work to do!"
"No you don't."
Clotted Cream takes off the mask, tears at the edges of his eyes, "I don't..."
He texts Killer Kitty, nevermind
Affogato is Very Concerned.
consulwhatdoyoumean
consul?
CONSUL???!
The Consul goes offline.
Affogato stares at his phone, "Oh great... If he's gone for more than three hours I'll check on him."
He begrudgingly checks his Wattpad notifications to see several people posting on his profile begging for ConsulKitty smut. He deletes them all, shuddering, "I hate those types of readers..."
He checks Ao3. There's a request for a ConsulKitty Coffee Shop AU. He sighs, "Maybe.. Wait, this is a request from DarkLily!"
People are commenting on it being a great idea. Affogato slumps over his table, "I'm gonna need more cola..."
He grabs his laptop, "Allllright, let's see if they've made any good suggestions I can.. Borrow..."
Before he can even get started, his phone rings.
He answers, "Oh thank goodness, what do you want, MilfLover13?"
"Stop calling me that, Killer Kitty. We need you to kidnap Maladin and Night Shift again."
"For how long?"
"Maybe three and a half hours?"
He hits his fist on his table, "This is RUINING my schedule!"
He sips some cola, "Ok.. Why?"
"That is none of your concern.. Public enemy #15."
Affogato grumbles and hangs up. He stands and sets the now empty cola bottle on the table.
"Dang, The Consul has really good taste in drinks. Wait.. how am I going to check on him if I have to kidnap someone for three and a HALF hours?"
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The Consul and The Cat
FanfictionAffogato x Clotted Cream but super heroes n villains? It's more likely than you think. @walsuf is writing this with me btw ~*~*~*~*~*~*~Summary ~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Clotted Cream makes his hero debut as The Consul. Unfortunately (?) for him, a certain cat...
