The Consul and The Cat

16- Elders Gone WILD

"WWWWWELCOME BACK EVERYBODYYY!!! For this month's Live Fanfic Reading, I've gotten an up and coming new ship, CONSULKITTY!! I'm so glad they could both make it here tonight!"

Chili Pepper turns to The Consul and Killer Kitty, "So, I am going to have you two read this lovely, long oneshot from the one and only, spectacular, amazing SAGEFEATHER!!"

Killer Kitty immediately sinks into his seat, "Oh. No."

Chili Pepper grins, "This is a coffee shop AU!"

Killer Kitty buries his face in his hands, "Oh no... Why that one??"

Chili Pepper grins, "We do have a second fic written by a different author!"

"It's smut, isn't it?"

"It's smut."

Killer Kitty stands up, "Nope, I'm leaving."

"Well, that's the fun part! You can't! I locked the studio doors!"

The Consul slowly raises his hand, "Can we.. Not read the smutfic?"

Chili Pepper turns to him, an eyebrow raised, "Oh? Consul, where do you know that term from? Please.. Enlighten my audience."

"I heard it from Killer Kitty!"

Killer Kitty looks betrayed, "How DARE Y- You know what? That checks out..."

Chili Pepper whips around to face Killer Kitty, "And how do YOU know that term? Are you in the Hero fandom?"

Killer Kitty rubs the back of his neck, "Uhhh, the villain side of it?"

Chili Pepper grabs him, "What's your favorite ship?!"

"UHH it's definitely Necromancer and therapy."

"Ha ha very funny. What's the actual answer?"

"Ummm wellll even though I work with them it's probably DarkReflection?"

Chili Pepper narrows her eyes, "That's such a basic ship. Give me your rarepair!"

"Damn, you got me, you're right. I'm not a DarkReflection shipper. I ship Vanilla Cupcake and EP from The Gang Yo. Like, there is clearly something going on between those two."

Chili Pepper starts shaking him, "TELL ME YOUR REAL RAREPAIR OR THE CONSUL GETS IT!!"

"OKOK STOP SHAKING ME!!!"

She stops shaking him, then lets go and pulls a gun out of her hair, aiming it at The Consul, "I'm serious! TELL ME!"

"OK! Calm down! Listen, it's not gonna make much sense until you think about it, but I ship Dogboy, Beastmaker, and Shadow's Terror. I read the Sagefeather oneshot about it and I kinda fell in love with it."

Chili Pepper lowers the gun, "There's a Sagefeather oneshot about that? I'll have to get them in here to read it sometime! Good suggestion!"

Killer Kitty's sigh of relief is so intense he falls backwards into his chair. It has wheels, so it rolls away from the table a little bit.