The Consul and The Cat

6- Sleepover!!

Angst Time
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"CONSUL! WHERE ARE YOU?!" Custard booms through The Consul's phone.

"I got kidnapped again-"

Killer Kitty is still hugging The Consul, so he can hear the whole conversation.

Custard yells, "AND YOU CAN ANSWER YOUR PHONE?!"

"Uh- Well- The kidnapper left so I don't have long to talk-"

Killer Kitty can feel The Consul shaking, "Oh my goodness this guy needs therapy."

"YOU HAD BETTER ESCAPE AND GET HOME THIS INSTANT! YOU'RE LATE!!"

"Apologies, Father. I will try to get home as quickly as possible."

"GOOD! AND HURRY!"

Custard hangs up.

The Consul puts his phone away. He buries his face in the floofy part of Killer Kitty's outfit and starts crying.

Killer Kitty asks, "Do you want to stay here for the night? I probably have a sleeping bag somewhere. I have to kidnap you again tomorrow anyways."

"Please?"

Killer Kitty lets go of him, "I should go drop off my groceries first, uh, do you want the wifi password before I go?"

The Consul nods.

While putting his groceries away in his apartment, Affogato checks his notifications, "Oh, a comment on my Sober fic. I'll check it out later."

He pockets his phone.

When he gets back to The Consul, he finds him sitting on the chair reading fanfics on his phone, "Consul, I have returned."

The Consul looks up, "KK!"

Killer Kitty holds up his laptop, "Wanna watch a movie?"

"CAN WE WATCH THE ARISTOCATS?!"

"Hell yes."

Killer Kitty lays out the sleeping bag and the two snuggle together on it while watching the movie.

Halfway through, The Consul's phone rings. Killer Kitty pauses the movie and holds out his hand, "I got this."

The Consul hands the phone over and Killer Kitty answers it. Custard yells, "CONSUL WHERE ARE YOU?!"

"The Consul is unavailable right now. You're speaking with his kidnapper though!"

"What have you done with The Consul?!"

"Oh, I'm totally torturing him right now. And I'm gonna keep him here aaaaallllllllllllll night long, so he'll be busy. Don't bother calling back, I'm keeping his phone."

"WHAT?!"

Killer Kitty hangs up and hands the phone back to The Consul, "Just don't answer if he calls back."