After much time spent debating how exactly the fight should go down, which they totally didn't roleplay or anything they swear- The Consul and Killer Kitty are now ready to go and fight to convince the media that they aren't dating.
Will it work? Who knows.
Killer Kitty steals some jewelry, for old times sake, when The Consul jumps down from a second story balcony, "Not so fast, THIEF!"
Chili Pepper appears, "Oh boy! More ConsulKitty content coming to you live from wherever the hell we are!"
Killer Kitty glares at The Consul, "You cannot stop me, Consul!"
The Consul punches Killer Kitty, who dramatically falls over.
Killer Kitty gets up, "I can't believe people think we're dating. You just punched me! Healthy couples do NOT do that!"
"That is indeed correct, KK, we are MORTAL ENEMIES!"
Killer Kitty huffs and smacks The Consul with his tail, "Obviously. How can they not see that?"
The Consul goes to say something, but freezes. He wraps his snake arms around Killer Kitty and mumbles, "Hold on-"
He checks his phone.
Killer Kitty stares at The Consul, who instinctively pulls him closer.
Killer Kitty's face heats up. They're a little too close for comfort.
The Consul puts his phone away, letting go of Killer Kitty, "Sorry about that- I will stop you, CAT!"
He punches Killer Kitty, who wasn't expecting it and stumbles backwards, "OW!"
The Consul immediately regrets this. "Oh no! Did I punch too hard? Sorry!"
"I'll be fine, just.." He hands the jewelry to The Consul, "I'm going home."
"Bye!" The Consul waves.
Chili Pepper looks into the camera, "Well folks, it seems like one of them got teased a little too much about their relationship."
The Consul stomps his foot, glaring at her, "I DID NOT!"
"Uh huh.. Sure..."
The Consul returns the jewelry before going back to the Hero HQ.
Meanwhile, Affogato hits his hand on his table, "That was so BAD! Come on, Affogato! You're SAGEFEATHER for crying out loud! You can write a more convincing fight scene than THAT!"
He grumbles and texts The Consul.
that was horrible we need to do better next time.
Agreed, I think I just gave every hero second hand embarrassment! They're making fun of me :c
Affogato sighs, "Ok... alright. How do we pull this off without accidentally hurting each other too badly?"
He decides to eat some instant noodles while thinking.
He gets a notification, a comment on one of his fics.
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The Consul and The Cat
FanfictionAffogato x Clotted Cream but super heroes n villains? It's more likely than you think. @walsuf is writing this with me btw ~*~*~*~*~*~*~Summary ~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Clotted Cream makes his hero debut as The Consul. Unfortunately (?) for him, a certain cat...
