The Consul and The Cat

19- Pink Paladin

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! I MEANT IN THE LIMMMOOOOOO!!!!"

Maladin is flying over the city. He smiles, "This is much faster!"

Night Shift rolls his eyes, "But it would have been easier to transport four people in a limo."

Killer Kitty yells, "I'm being thrown around like a five-year-old's dress up doll in the backyard!"

The Consul crosses his arms, "I am literally being carried like a misbehaving kitten."

"I just wanted to experience the bougie life for a second! Do I need to remind you I'm the only CURRENTLY POOR one in this group?!"

Night Shift says, "You've implied that enough already."

Maladin perches on a street light in front of Hero HQ, "See? I told you this was faster!"

Killer Kitty looks down, "Why didn't you land on the roof?"

"I can't. I've tried. It's too slanted."

"Damn, the hostile architecture is almost as bad as the litter problem."

Night Shift lands on the sidewalk, gently setting down The Consul, "It used to be worse. When I was homeless, there weren't any benches to sleep on. Now, there's two whole benches in the entire city!"

Maladin helps Killer Kitty to the ground. Killer Kitty stares at Night Shift, "You were homeless?"

"The Paladin should be exiting the building at any time now. You should watch out for her girlfriend though."

Maladin nods, "Yeah, she's really fast."

The doors swing open, "How DARE the flu infect her! This sickness has AUDACITY!" The Paladin checks her phone, "Now I have to set aside saving civilians to save my poor girlfriend..."

Killer Kitty immediately knocks her out. The phone flies out of her hands as she crashes to the pavement.

The Consul catches her phone and looks at the screen, "Oh, it's directions to the pharmacy?"

Maladin claps his hands together, "Oh yeah! That's what her weakness is. She is REAAALLLY bad at directions! Bring her to your kidnapping spot and she will not know how to get home."

Killer Kitty stares at her unconscious body, "Uhh.. Can I get some help taking her there? I don't have my shopping cart."

Night Shift sighs heavily, "Fine.. I suppose I can help a disadvantaged villain such as yourself. It's not my shift anyways."

Maladin wraps an arm around The Consul, "Let's head inside! We can say we were busy fighting off Killer Kitty and that's why we're late."

When The Paladin wakes up, she has no idea where the fuck she is.

She tries to move, only to find herself in.. a shopping cart?

Killer Kitty glances at her, typing something on his laptop before spitting out his cola (thankfully not on his laptop) and shrieking, "YOU'RE AWAKE?!"