*+*Two days later*+*
Affogato is typing away on his laptop, thinking of a way to kidnap The Consul again while writing the newest chapter of his fic.
He takes a bite of instant noodles, "I could lure him to the warehouse again, but then he would probably expect an ambush..."
He taps his fingers on the table, "Maybe I can just.. Walk up behind him and force him to drink some of the poison? No, he'd grab me with those.. Weird fabric arms of his. How do they even move??"
His phone ringing snaps him out of his thoughts. He checks who it is.
Bitchegranate.
He answers, "Yes, Reflection?"
"We need you to kidnap The Consul again so the rest of us can do the real villain work."
"Yep. Lucky for you, I was already thinking of how to kidnap him again."
"Oddly obsessive.. But ok-"
"You're one to talk, MilfLover13."
"HOW DID YOU-"
"You comment on my Dark Enchantress x Reader fic begging for-"
"SHUT UP! She is right there."
"Fine... I'm getting paid, right?"
"Of course! We will talk later, Killer Kitty."
She hangs up just as Affogato yells, "STOP CALLING ME THAT!"
He stares at the phone screen, then groans and hits his head on the table, "What if I just walk up to him and give him the poison? He'd probably drink it, that idiot."
He quickly finishes his instant noodles before getting dressed up in his villain outfit. He shapeshifts slightly so he has his ears and tail, then grabs one of his poisons and his laptop before leaving his shitty apartment.
One of his neighbors is snoring so loud the building is shaking.
He finds The Consul and walks up to him, "Hey there, Consul."
"Oh, KK! How are you?"
"KK?"
"Is it better than Cat?"
Killer Kitty sighs, "Yes. Here, I got you this drink."
He gives the bottle of poison to The Consul, who looks at it before smiling under the mask, "Thanks! Can you turn around so I can drink the poison without like, revealing my identity?"
"Why would you willingly drink-" The snake arms cover his eyes so he cant see Clotted Cream chugging the poison.
The Consul puts his mask on and moves his snake arms away from Killer Kitty, holding the bottle up, "You want this back, right?"
Killer Kitty takes it just before The Consul collapses face first on the sidewalk.
Killer Kitty winces slightly, "Yikes, that's gotta hurt."
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The Consul and The Cat
FanfictionAffogato x Clotted Cream but super heroes n villains? It's more likely than you think. @walsuf is writing this with me btw ~*~*~*~*~*~*~Summary ~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Clotted Cream makes his hero debut as The Consul. Unfortunately (?) for him, a certain cat...
