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Bridy: I'm bored im bored. I don't know what to fucking do
Mother nature :go to sleep now, it's 6o'clock in the morning cobblepot!!!!!!!!
Birdy: ivy go to sleep. turn off your phone, if you don't want it going off.
Kittycat: yeah ivy. I've got to go in spending time with Bruce tonight got to get ready bye
Mother nature: ok. ok. I'm going to go back to sleep. goodnight
Birdy: it's good morning ivy
Mother nature: fuck you!!!
Birdy: eww no thanks ivy I'm not made that way. Why would I want to fuck a woman when I've got a boyfriend to fuck with🙄😂
Kingofgotham: ozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy
Birdy: what JJJJJJJJJJJJJ!!!
Kingofgotham: why you bored?
Bird: same thing day in, day out. Wake up, plan, eat, plan, sleep with Eddie, and then fall asleep.
Smartypants: what don't you like sleeping with me Oswald?
Birdy: of course I do.
Queenofgotham: wait Why don't we all do something today. Something different something wacky.
Kingofgotham:sure yeah I'm up to that what about you lot
Shooting guy: nah I'm in a job
Smarty pants: you're always on a job. Harley I'm in and I answer for Ozzy he says he in
Birdy: yeah I'm in. But whare we going?
Kingofgotham: well one of my business partners owns a mall
I can contract him and get it in order that fine with you guys?
Smarty pants: yeah ok J you go do that
Birdy: fine J. Harl?
Queenofgotham: yes buddy
Birdy: why is ivy so moody. She on her piroud or something?
Queenofgotham: I don't know why she a bit mean some times. And why do you think I know when her piroud is
Birdy: that's what best friends tell each other aint it
Smarty pants: or in other words he think, when ever girls hang out, thay do it in thare underware
Birdy: no I don't
Queenofgotham: don't worry I won't tell J
Birdy: I do not imagine girls in thare underwear. For fuck sake Eddie I'm fully gay I'm not like you bi you should know that!!
Smarty pants: sorry ozzy.
Queenofgotham: wait do you know what this means.
Birdy:what means?
Queenofgotham: only J,kitty and deadshot are actually straight
This is so cool
Smarty pants: I didn't know you were apart of the LGBTQ+
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joker and harley one shots
FanfictionHello, one shot about the clown couple , they get better as that go along. The first three re-written, because that were on my old account, and plus my writing about 2 years ago wasn't good. Updated monthly. requests are very welcome. Don't be a...
