Author: Hello Muzan ^^
Muzan: Uhh hello child?
Author: Is it ok if I can ask you a question real quick?
Muzan: No I'm busy- wait how do you know my name..
Author: Secret but answer my question first
Muzan: I didn't even agreed-
Author: Shut up ^^
Muzan: Ok kid since you know my name randomly I guess you know I'm the demon king right?
Author: Yea I'm not dumb- wait actually I am if its school
Muzan: Okkk then- but dare disrespect me again I'll end you..
Author: *Takes out a photo of Yoriichi* Try me bitch
Muzan: That's just a damn photo -_-
Author: Oof- welp we're taking the hard way then
Muzan: Like you can scare me
Author: YORIICHI!!! COME HERE YOUR BROTHER IS HERE!!
Muzan: The fuck-
Yoriichi: *Appears out of nowhere* WHERE?! WHERE?! WHERE?!
Muzan: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!
Yoriichi: Huh- Oh its you..
Muzan: TAKE HIM AWAY!!! I'LL ANSWER YOUR DAMN FUCKING QUESTION KID!!
Author: Good UuU *Teleports him away*
Muzan: God..now what's the damn question 💢
Author: I wanna hear your opinion on Y/n Hantengu aka Uppermoon 4
Muzan: That's all?
Author: Yup
Muzan: Well, Y/n is pretty much a strong female demon. When I turned her into a demon I didn't expect much from her since there is like a 0% chance on becoming an uppermoon and a 100% chance on just becoming a normal failure demon. But to my surprise she kept her words, already became a lowermoon 1 then became an uppermoon guess she really does know how to keep a promise
Author: Ooooo didn't expect you to say something nice-
Muzan: Shut up I'm not finish
Author: •This bitch-• Continue 🙂💢
Muzan: But on the other hand, from what I saw the way she killed that man, she looks like she can't control her anger much which is a little bit good since she'll just kill anyone, but a little bit bad I guess? Because maybe she'll sometimes picks a fight up with the other uppermoons which is annoying. Like seriously, I CAN'T JUST KEEP PICKING RANDOM HUMANS TO BECOME DEMONS AND EXPECT THEM TO BECOME UPPERMOONS ALREADY!! I NEED THEM TO KILL HUMANS NOT TO KILL EACH OTHERS MY GOD!!
Author: Oh my-
Muzan: So I thought maybe if I turn her family into demons, she'll know how to control it, because on what I saw on how her mood just changed when she saw her little brothers. But maybe they'll be uppermoons too? and yea they did. Very surprising and impressive.
Author: Continue continue
Muzan: She should be the uppermoon 3 but just fucking decided to be with her damn family, just like Gyutaro who should be uppermoon 4 but be with his little annoying sister instead..and God..I regret turning them into demons, I should've have just left her brothers be humans and die in old age 💢
Author: BUT YOU DIDN'T HAH!
( Muzan is only talking shit about the clones and Y/n )
Muzan: Shut it. As I was saying, I regret turning them into demons, why? BECAUSE ALL THEY JUST FUCKING DO IS SLOW HER DOWN ON EVERYTHING!! SINCE THEY KNOW THAT Y/N'S TOP PRIORITY IS THEM BEING HAPPY AND ALIVE AND SHIT, SHE'LL DO FUCKING EVERYTHING!! THIS ONE TIME SHE WAS TAKING SO LONG TO FINISH THE MISSION I GAVE HER, AND LATER ON I FOUND OUT THAT SHE WAS STILL AT THEIR ROOM, TRYING TO COMFORT THEM!! LIKE Y/N JUST FUCKING FINISH THE MISSION FIRST BEFORE COMFORTING THEM!!! I'M FUCKING GLAD THAT I SENT THEM ON MISSIONS SEPARATE 💢💢💢
Author: Why send them separate tho-
Muzan: I know dang fucking well that Y/n will die from taking the hit 💢
Author: Ok ok good point
Muzan: Anyways yea, Y/n should at least stop being protective about them, she's just like Gyutaro but never gets in a fight with the family, and why does she even bring them gifts whenever she gets back on the dang mission, why do they even need it -_-
Author: Its the way of showing her love to them duh 😒
Muzan: That's absolutely ridiculous, no wonder why she's called as the "Love clone"
Author: Pretty suiting name tho
Muzan: Ugh..the only thing I like about her is her loyalty, she keeps the promises, she got a long well with the Kizuki members unlike the others, has responsibilities, and her being serious and angry
Author: Oh you seen her being angry? Not the one on when you turned her into a demon
Muzan: Yea I seen it once, just only once, it was surprising for me to finally see her angry
Author: What something made her angry tho?
Muzan: One of the clones got "hurt"
Author: Oh-
Muzan: Like its just a dang scratch 💢
Author: Who got hurt tho?
Muzan: Aizetsu -_-
Author: Oh...well thats a good reason why she should be mad
Muzan: How the fuck is that even a good reason- y'know what never mind and lastly the only thing I hate about her is always taking the hit for her family when she ALREADY knows how they die, being too soft and I hate it even when her enemy is a fucking child, putting them first before the mission, and not scolding or yelling at the clones when they do something stupid, like seriously just scold them once it ain't that hard
Author: She doesn't want to hurt their feelings y'know-
Muzan: I don't give a fuck and thats all
Author: Ok then interesting opinion
Muzan: Can I fucking go now
Author: Yea yea you can go now Michael Jackson wanna be
Muzan: The fuck did you just called me you damn brat..💢
Author: *Teleports Yoriichi* He's all yours now *Walks away*
Muzan: What- HEY COME BACK HERE AND TELEPORT HIM AWAY FROM ME!!
Yoriichi: *Gets his sword out*
Muzan: Oh fuck..
Yoriichi: *Uses sun breathing*
Muzan: FUUUUUCK!!!
