Johnlock all the way (Johnlock oneshots)

Halloween (Shorts)

Author's Note:  Hey y'all! 🎃This is the first time (and not the last)  I'm writing more shorts instead of a whole oneshot. Halloween is one of my favorite holidays, I mean, who dislikes wearing a costume all day, scaring the shit out of the weak ones (*cough* I mean 😼 *cough*) and having a perfect excuse to eat chocolate?!🍫  We usually go to a party with my friends and have a crazy time. Anyways, here, I hope these Johnlocked Halloween prompts would ✨send shivers down your spine! ✨ (not me referring to Spooky Scary Skeletons 💀) 

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1. Costume

"Sherlock! Have you decided on what to wear to Lestrade's Halloween party?"
"No, you know holidays aren't really my area."

"Fine. Uhm, I thought, if you're okay with it, we could, you know get a couple's costume."
"Really? But we aren't even a real couple."
"Yeah, but I have a great idea for the costume. Besides I'd be more than glad to become your other half, Sherlock Holmes. Which means I like you much." 

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2. Pikachu 

Sherlock surprised John on Hallow's Eve with a loud "Tah-daaa!" as he jumped in front of him in a... Pikachu costume. John smiled to himself, then put on his famous girls' heart broking smirk and said:
"Great outfit, Sherly, I really wanna Pik-a-chu!" (peek at you)

"I don't understand. Is this some kind of jargon?"
"No, this is some kind of  pick-up line."

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3. Scaredy cat

To John's great amusement, the detective was very easy to scare. On Halloween's day, John placed all sorts of stupid, scary things all over the flat. Whenever Sherlock found one of them, he would get very pissed and yell things that would make Mrs. Hudson beat him up with a slipper. However, the table turned when John screamed like a little girl when Sherlock grabbed him from the back and pretended to be a vampire.

"Jesus, you bloody moron, I nearly had a heart attack!"
"Come on, John, I know you enjoy when I do this~"

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4. Biting corpse

Sherlock was on a case. A passenger found a corpse in the underground station and the police just couldn't put their fingers on how it got there. It looked very much alive, but was still scary so none of the policemen really wanted to take a closer look, especially given the fact that it was spooky season, until Sherlock got very angry.

"Come on, brave soldiers, this is just a corpse, it won't bite you!", said on an irritated tone, bowed down and with his gloves, started to analyze him by the state of his eyeballs. For that, he needed to open the eyelids. 

Suddenly, the "corpse" bit him, jumped up and ran away. 
Turns out it was just some idiot, who customized as a dead man.

Since then, Sherlock was traumatized and kept a distance from corpses until John took his hand and led him closer.

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5. Scary or cute?
John dressed up as a zombie. He painted his face green and ruffled his hair. When Sherlock arrived to the flat, he tried his best to scare him.

But the detective just laughed.

"Oh my God, John, you look absolutely adorable!"
"This was supposed to be creepy, not adorable", pouted the blogger.

"And I'm very terrified.", said Sherlock and kissed John, who smiled, especially after seeing that the green paint remained on Sherlock's lips as an ugly lipstick.