Head in the fridge

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🦔𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠🦔

Sherlock.

🦔𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠🦔

I know you have your bloody phone.

🦔𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠🦔

Are we playing this ignore the texts game again?

🦔𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠🦔

Damn it!!!

🦔𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠🦔

Within 5 seconds I am calling Lestrade and cancel the cases for a week.

𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧡

 NO! What happened?

🦔𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠🦔

 Finally. So, care to explain this what I found when I left the flat?

 So, care to explain this what I found when I left the flat?

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𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧡

I bought juice.

🦔𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠🦔

Hahaha, no. It's a miracle that you didn't forget you had to buy something, although it was milk, but never mind. Now, I'd be delighted to hear WHY THE HELL IS A HEAD CHILLING IN OUR FRIDGE? Literally.

𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧡

I have an excellent pardon for that.

🦔𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠🦔

Not the excuse, Sherlock, the reason.

𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧡

I was bored so I borrowed him from the morgue to experiment with him and observe the effect of neutralized acid on a cut on his forehead, which was caused by a rusty blade.

🦔𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠🦔

Interesting. I've learnt something similar in high school. I think you should observe this phenomenon on bones, fingers and eyeballs, too.

𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧡

I KNOW RIGHT?

🦔𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠🦔

Sarcasm. Before I get home, "he" would better disappear from our food storage.

𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧡 

Or?

🦔𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠🦔

 I shall punish you.

𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧡

I like how that sounds.

🦔𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠🦔

Idiot.

𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧡

Love you too, hedgehie.

🦔𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠🦔

My idiot.

𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧡

Even better. Can't wait for you to get home.

🦔𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠🦔

Me too.

🦔𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠🦔

Gotta go, I still have some work.

𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧡

Bye!

🦔𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠🦔

And baby?

𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧡

 Yeees?

🦔𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠🦔

You're sleeping on the couch until that thing disappears

𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧡

NOT FAIR, YOU DWARF!

🦔𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠🦔

Love you too.

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