(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Johnlock all the way ♥
Basically some Johnlock oneshots/shorts. Let's try to add something to this fandom, why not?😃I just want these two idiots, erm, lovelies together, because, no shit Sherlock, they are ✨cute af✨ Anyways, enough wit...
Within 5 seconds I am calling Lestrade and cancel the cases for a week.
𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧡
NO! What happened?
🦔𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠🦔
Finally. So, care to explain this what I found when I left the flat?
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𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧡
I bought juice.
🦔𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠🦔
Hahaha, no. It's a miracle that you didn't forget you had to buy something, although it was milk, but never mind. Now, I'd be delighted to hear WHY THE HELL IS A HEAD CHILLING IN OUR FRIDGE? Literally.
𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧡
I have an excellent pardon for that.
🦔𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠🦔
Not the excuse, Sherlock, the reason.
𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧡
I was bored so I borrowed him from the morgue to experiment with him and observe the effect of neutralized acid on a cut on his forehead, which was caused by a rusty blade.
🦔𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠🦔
Interesting. I've learnt something similar in high school. I think you should observe this phenomenon on bones, fingers and eyeballs, too.
𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧡
I KNOW RIGHT?
🦔𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠🦔
Sarcasm. Before I get home, "he" would better disappear from our food storage.
𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧡
Or?
🦔𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠🦔
I shall punish you.
𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧡
I like how that sounds.
🦔𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠🦔
Idiot.
𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧡
Love you too, hedgehie.
🦔𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠🦔
My idiot.
𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧡
Even better. Can't wait for you to get home.
🦔𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠🦔
Me too.
🦔𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠🦔
Gotta go, I still have some work.
𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧡
Bye!
🦔𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠🦔
And baby?
𝐌𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 🧡
Yeees?
🦔𝐇𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠🦔
You're sleeping on the couch until that thing disappears