John would always use idiotic pick-up lines which drove Sherlock insane (as he liked to say, they have already been together, there was no need for those.). Here are a few of them which he detested the most:
'I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away!'
'So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?'
'I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week's hottest single.'
'If you were a vegetable, you'd be a 'cute-cumber.''
'Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? 'Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.'
'I'd like to take you to the movies, but they don't let you bring in your own snacks.'
'You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms.'
'I always thought started with an 'h,' but it turns out mine starts with 'u.''
And these were only a few... Of course John was aware of the fact that these made Sherlock super angry. That was the reason he always said them.
However, the tables turned.
"I'm so tired!", complained John once.
"I might know why."
"Because of the work."
"Nope. It must be exhausting to run through my mind all day long."
John glared at him, then sighed and simply told him to leave this part of the relationship to the professional one.
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Johnlock all the way (Johnlock oneshots)
Fanfiction(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Johnlock all the way ♥ Basically some Johnlock oneshots/shorts. Let's try to add something to this fandom, why not?😃I just want these two idiots, erm, lovelies together, because, no shit Sherlock, they are ✨cute af✨ Anyways, enough wit...
