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"I can't believe the stupid methods wouldn't let me continue the further investigations in this case!"

"Sherly, come on, don't be mad. Instead thank Greg he risked his position to get you to the crime scene again."

"This is nonsense, it's the least Lestrade owes me!"

"You should always appreciate the little things."

Sherlock glanced at John, than hugged him.

"What was that for? Not that I want to complain though."

"You said I should appreciate the little things."
"I swear I will murder you one day."
"You're too cute and short to reach me."
John stepped on his tiptoes and slapped the detective's face.

"Adorable. Now if you're done, we could get you a ladder."

The next thing the Scotland Yard's officers saw was a swearing John chasing a laughing Sherlock around the bloody corpse. Greg sighed and said:
"I seriously need an aspirin and a vacation."

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